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But there are definitely some I can't stand:

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Bayzil Andrian -Andrian isn't bad, and Basil is tolerable for me -but Bayzil? WHY?
Brimwin Conner -Sounds girly; even with Conner stuck on there.
Lawsen Wyatt -The E is slowly driving me mad the more I look at it.
Phineas Tucker -Hey... didn't he travel around the world in eighty days?
Phoenix Scott -I love Phoenix, and Scott is okay, but man do they run together!
Presley Erin -Erin is the girls' spelling, and Presley is... well... Yeah.
Riffin Daniel -Sounds like they're doing something horrible to poor Daniel.
Seaton Andrew -This sounds so southern. I hate it.
Tate Spofford -Tate's cute, but Spofford? I hope it's mom's maiden name, at least...
Zen Leedom -What the hey?!

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A Precious Diamond -Okay folks, THIS has got to be the worst of them all! Never before have I seen a name that has screamed "tacky" any louder than this! When will the madness end?!?
Alden Hathaway -Big fans of Anne Hathaway, huh?
Auden Fairbarren -Auden is nice, but Fairbarren? What female in their right mind wants any association with being barren?
Breckyn Claire -Stop breaking Claire already!
Brinly Anne -Oh gosh, I almost said "Brine-ly".
Brooklynn Marcedies -Um... Is that... Mercedes?
Caraboo Grace -Okay, Caribou is a bit of GP for me, but this is over the top.
Dakota Sioux -Where they trying too hard, do you think?
Ellyson Blake -I find myself liking Ellyson, but with Blake on it, it sounds way too gender neutral.
Ezra Hunter -Is this a boy?
Frances Christensen -Not only do we have an Anne Hathaway fan, but also a Hayden Christensen fan!
Hope Ursula -Yeah, you better be hoping for Ursula.
Isabella Amporn -Is a bell a am porn? When will these people learn some grammar?
Jameson Hall -Soon, it will no longer be possible to distinguish boys from girls by name alone.
Jensen Grace -Excuse me, JENSEN?! What?
Madigan Elizabeth -Mad again, Elizabeth?
Peyton Charlotte Pouliot -Peyton's bad enough, but what's a Pouliot?
Pipet Aurora -Her nickname is "Pimped".
Sapphyre Skye -I think the name says enough.
Sommer Storm Huntress -Do her parents like to play RPGs much, I wonder...