"This is our daughter,
Magnolia Jean. We call her
Nola."
You Say:
Magnolia is so cute, and I really like
Nola.
You Think: Interesting name, but I wouldn't be brave enough to use it.
"This is our son,
Ignatius Ray. He goes by Iggy."
You Say: Hi,
Ignatius You Think: Yuck,
Ignatius is so pompous and Iggy sounds like a dog's name.
"This is our daughter,
Juniper Agnes."
You Say: Hello,
Juniper.
You Think:
Agnes is too old-ladyish, but
Juniper could work.
"This is our son,
Horatio Kolbe."
You Say: Hi
Horatio.
You Think: Yuck! I seriously dislike the "whore" sound of
Horatio and that is a terrible spelling of
Colby.
"These are our triplets,
Joachim Edgar,
Amias Quincy, and
Agnes Roberta."
You Say: Hi kids.
You Think: I like
Joachim better with an 'n',
Edgar is old, but okay.
Amias is terrible, but
Quincy is okay. I despise
Agnes and don't care for
Roberta.
Chelsea Nicole
"Desperate Housewives" 12/19/04
Susan: I thought there was someone in the house.
Mike: So you took your clothes off?