Well, Lex, I'd be open to living in the UK or in France, but I would definitely like to be somewhere near a large city for my work.
I've always wanted children, so when I started feeling ill a few weeks ago, I decided to take a pregnancy test. When it came back positive, I was very excited and I wanted to do something sweet to tell you, so I bought one of the figurines I'm quite fond of (
http://willowtree.info/product/cherish) and I'm going to set it on your desk with a tag that said "To Dad." I hope that you're excited to have a baby, too! I haven't told my family yet, since I want you to be the first to know and I'm a little scared, too.