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Hey all, welcome to the last round. I hope you’ve had fun! I’ll be posting the finished family sometime in the next few days. Here are some stats you probably don’t care about: the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps have had 69 children at 9 different times in their lives. 37 of which have been boys and 32 have been girls. 16 of their children are married, 2 are currently engaged and 3 are dating!! Altogether, Riley and Taylor have 37 grandchildren. Oh and according to a recent study, multiples seem to run in their family.

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The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (55)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (54)

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DS: January Nitram (29) {hhhhhmmmmm}
-DW: Chloe Alexis (24)
--DD: Lilia Anastasia (3)
--DD: Maia Annelise (2)
DS: Feburary Leahcim “Febs” (29) {SwtNikki87/Helena/Roey}
-DW: Sarah Brielle (30)
DS: March Yelir (29) {Ninor}
-DW: Tegan Summer (26)
--DS: Questly Fable (3)
--DD: Xarrah Kaori (3)
--DD: Jedi Urora (3)
--DS: Chapter Hart (3)
--DS: Saber Koda (3)
DS: August Leumas (29) {Emilie}
-DW: Rose Anastasia (27)
DS: September Semaj “Temby” (29) {CB/Lady_Skywalker/gabriellagrace}
-Dfiance: Romie Tamara (25)
DS: October Nodnal (29) {Veronica}
-DW: Rose Petal (29)
--DD: Riley Elizabeth (4)
--DS: Samuel Ryan (1)
--DD: Jade Kaitlin (1)
--DD: Emma Taylor (1)
--DS: Jack Dustin (1)
DS: November Selrahc “Nove” (29) {christinaxo}
-DW: Elizabeth Willow (29)
--DD: Ahh, Turn It Off, Turn It Off Jane (8) {Lady_Skywalker}
--DS: Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh William (8) {Atheistia}
--DD: Dagnabit Filler (8) {Stephanie}
--DD: Can-I-Have-A-Banana Rose (8) {gabriellagrace}
DS: Jalember Samoht “Jay” (29) {miss_smiley}
-Dgf: Jessica Kairi (24)
DD: April Heaven (29) {gabriellagrace}
-DH: Luca Alexander Field (32)
--DS: (nb)
--DD: (nb)
--DS: (nb)
--DS: (nb)
DD: May Sixela (29) {Lady_Skywalker}
-DH: Archer Michael Robinson (31)
DD: June Remmus (29) {Genevieve}
DD: July Haras (29) {Stephanie}
-DH: Jack Urban Clump-Squirrel-Sidebottom (30)
DD: December Ylil “Deccy” (29) {Davidica}
-DH: Ryan Dusty Dawson (33)
--DD: Strawberry Molly (5) {Stephanie}
--DD: Mayapple Brandy (5) {gabriellagrace}
--DD: Wineberry Coco "Winey" (5) {AnnaMarie}
--DD: Thornberry Brandy (5) {Atheistia}
--DD: Roseberry Rosie "Rosie-Rose" (5) {Atheistia}
--DS: Dingleberry Bailey (5) {molly}
--DS: Huckleberry Buster “Huck” (5) {Roey}

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DD: Diklah To-Kill-A-Mockingbird “Lah-lah” (26) {rachel e}
DS: Ithai Oliver-Twist (26) {SwtNikki88}
-DW: Jacinta Chloe “Jac” (27)
--DS: Don't-Worry-Be-Happy James Howlett (8) {molly}
--DS: Your-Slogan-Here James-Logan (8) {Davidica}
--DS: I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own Peter Parker (8) {Lady_Skywalker}
--DD: Stop-Ye-Whining-Ye-Yellow-Bellied-Lily-Livered-Landlubber Sooooo-Not-Worth-It “Lily” (5) {Roey}
--DS: Get-Over-Here-Foul-Wench I-Feel-Twenty-Pounds-Lighter (5) {molly}
--DS: Argggh Me Harty Can I Haz a Cheeseberger (5) {gabriellagrace}
--DS: Yo-Ho-Ho-And-A-Bottle-Of-Rum Where's-The-Man-In-The-Moon “Rum” (5) {AnnaMarie}
DS: Meshach Star-Wars “Meesh” (26) {Lady_Skywalker}
-DW: Lauren Asha (27)
--DS: Thatcher Ryan (nb)
DS: Caiaphas Matrix “Cai” (26) {Atheistia/ Ninor}
-DW: Anne Regan (25)
DS: Nogah Jane-Eyre “Nog” (26) {Nyx}
-Dgf: Elizabeth Gemma (22)
DS: Merari Titanic (26) {Rachel Dianne}
-DW: Shiloh Tamara (23)

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DD: Miss Luke (22) {Atheistia}
DD: Female-Half-Of-The-World-Champion-Paris-Figure-Skating-Team Prudence “Champ” (22) {molly}
DD: Dungeon Mistress Fluffy “Missy” (22) {molly}
-DH: William Brandon Brown (24)
--DD: Atlanta Kara (2)
--DS: Cairo Alexander (2)
DD: Petty-Officer Magnanimous “Pet” (22) {Genevieve}
DD: Queen Banana Cream “Queeny” (22) {rachel e}
DS: Earl Junkie (22) {gabriellagrace}
DS: Captain Jack-Sparrow (22) {SwtNikki87}
-DW: Tylie Mariel (19)
DS: Archdeacon Chili Con Carne “Archie” (22) {Roey}
-Dfiance: Josie Winter (21)

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DD: KnockKnock Grubs “Knocka” (16) {Davidica}
DD: Whos-There George Bush (16) {Ninor}
DD: U-8 Placenta (16) {Veronica}
DD: U-8-Who Cervelle De Veau “U-U” (16) {Veronica}
DD: Lionel-Get-You-Nowhere-You-Better-Tell-The-Truth Inedible-Underwear “Linny” (16) {molly}
DS: Ho-ho-Hee-hee-Ha-haaa Asparagus "Ho-Ho" (16) {Nyx}
-Dgf: Amalia Hollie (16)

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DS: Www.youtube.com/watch Resilience “Tube” (14) {Ninor}
DS: Www.rohai.com Sencere "Rohai" (14) {Roey}
DS: Www.phrasebase.com Valor “Phraseby” (14) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: Www.helium.com Clemency “Liam” (14) {Atheistia}
DD: Www.amazon.com/Molly-Elisabeth-Shue Bookishness “Molly” (14) {molly}
DD: Www.racheleschmiege.com Imagine “Rachel” (14) {Rachel e}
DD: Www.myspace.com/bubblewrapped_heart Purity “Bubblewrap” (14) {gabriellagrace}

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DS: Rover Anakin “Rove” (9) {Ninor}
DS: Subaru Jacen (9) {Stephanie}
DS: Lincoln Jedi "Link" (9) {rachel e}
DS: Jaguar Skywalker “Jag” (9) {Ninor}
DS: Hyundai Raymus “Dai” (9) {Stephanie}
DS: Chrysler Lando (9) {Lady_Skywalker}
DS: Aston-Martin Sith (9) {Roey}
DS: Chevrolet Artoo-Detoo “Chevvy” (9) {Helena}
DS: Dodge Obi Wan (9) {rachel e}
DD: Mazda Padme (9) {Lady_Skywalker}
DD: Porsche Lightsaber (9) {molly}
DD: Cadillac Captain Juno Eclipse "Cadi" (9) {Atheistia}
DD: Infiniti San Hill “Indi”(9) {Rachel Dianne}
DD: Beemdoubleyou Force "BMW" (9) {Roey}
DD: Isuzu Tatooine (9) {molly}

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DS: Eighteen-Twelve Can-I-Flirt-With-You “Teenie” (8) {Ninor}
DS: ElevenNinetyTwoAD May a thorn sit down amongst the roses (8) “El”{Davidica}
DS: Five-B.C. Okay-so-I-came-over-here-to-ask-you-to-dance-but-I'm-kind-of concerned-I-mean-we-could-hit-it-off-really-well-end-up-having-a-few drinks-next-thing-you-know-you're-giving-me-your-number-because-I'm too-shy-to-ask-for-it-I-finally-get-up-the-nerve-to-call-and-we-take in-a-movie-have-some-dinner-I-relax-you-relax-we-go-out-a-few-more times-get-to-know-each-other's-friends-spend-a-lot-of-time-together, then-finally-have-get-past-this-sexual-tension-and-really-develop-this intense-sex-life-that-is-truly-incredible-decide-our-relationship-is solid-and-stable-so-we-move-in-together-for-a-while-then-a-few months-later-get-married-I-get-a-promotion-you-get-a-promotion-we buy-a-bigger-house-You-really-want-kids-but-I-really-want-freedom, but-we-have-a-kid-anyway-only-to-find-that-I-am-resentful-the-sparks start-to-fade-and-to-rekindle-them-we-have-two-more-lovely-kids-but now-I-work-too-much-to-keep-up-with-the-bills-have-no-time-for-you, you're-stressed-and-stop-taking-really-good-care-of-yourself-so-to get-past-our-slow-sex-life-and-my-declining-self-confidence-I-turn-to an-outside-affair-for-sexual-gratification-You-find-out-because-I'm careless-and-a-lousy-liar-you-throw-me-out-and-we have-to-explain-to-the-kids-why-mommy-and-daddy-are-splitting-up That's-just-too-sad-Think-about-the-children-For-God's-sake-if-you dance-with-me-and-we-hit-it-off-let's-just-keep-it-sexual-because-we both-know-where-it's-going (8) {Roey}
DD: Eighteen-Eighty-Nine If-I-Told-You-That-You-Had-A-Beautiful-Body-Would-You-Hold-It-Against-Me “89” (8) {Veronica}
DD: Sixteen Oh Three I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours (8) {Stephanie}

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Many of her siblings have had “normal-named” children but April and her husband Luca are the forth of Riley and Taylor’s children to carry on their “kooky” naming ways. They want their children to have FNs that are common items and their MNs to be the same common items with the prefix Mc- and a part of the anatomy following it (eg. Bucket McBuckethead or Sock McSockfoot).

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Now, Taylor and Riley were shocked and quite confused at having a singular child. Riley (or perhaps Taylor, I don’t want to imply something weird) could even see which shoes she was wearing just by simply extending her leg out from underneath her stomach. Immediately after having their lone son, Riley and Taylor started trying to conceive more children. The hospital staff were not impressed at this. Nonetheless, they succeeded and nine months later the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps have had another eight children.

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Taylor and Riley want this strange son of theirs to fit into their family as much as possible so they have given him three FNs and a large number of MNs. His first FN is a medical condition, his second FN is the same medical condition and his third FN is the same medical condition once more. His first group of MNs are the beginning words to a song. His second group of middle names are a sentence that an alien might say on landing on planet earth ending with “Big-Mac-Burger”. His last MN is John.

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As for the family’s last group of children they want their names to be anything that fits in with the rest of their siblings. Use previous guidelines if you like. Go for it!