Message: ""Alien father returns to Earth to take child back to home planet"" - Behind the Name

"Alien father returns to Earth to take child back to home planet"

by 'Cole (guest)

9/21/2001, 3:09 PM

in reply to a message by Gia Nadine

Incase the weird guy ever shows up again, you could try to scare him by going on about how the baby's father, (insert alien space name), has been trying to contact you and how he wants to take the baby back to (insert planet). Then, in the middle of the conversation, pretend to "hear" the "alien father" calling you. If that doesn't scare him away-and it might not from the sound of him- tell him bluntly you just don't like him. Or maybe you should try that first?

Messages

Scary night..... · Gia Nadine · 9/20/2001, 10:25 AM

•"Alien father returns to Earth to take child back to home planet" · 'Cole · 9/21/2001, 3:09 PM

•Just scream at the guy: "OH MY GAWD! I'M ABOUT TO SPAWN! RIGHT NOW! QUICK -- OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO RECEIVE MY PROJECTILE FETUS!" n/t · Nanaea · 9/21/2001, 5:17 PM

•Oh! · Zelda · 9/21/2001, 1:49 PM

•Re: My unsolicited advice... · Gia Nadine · 9/21/2001, 11:17 AM

•My unsolicited advice... · Zelda · 9/20/2001, 11:20 PM

•Re: Scary night..... · Tracie · 9/20/2001, 9:03 PM

•Re: Scary night..... · Gia Nadine · 9/21/2001, 11:24 AM

•That guy was a FREAK! You stay away from freaks like that, who want to touch yer belleh! n/t · Nanaea · 9/20/2001, 8:16 PM

•Re: Scary night..... · Pavlos · 9/20/2001, 8:10 PM

•Are you in therapy? · Andrea · 9/20/2001, 6:05 PM

•Re: Are you in therapy? · Gia Nadine · 9/21/2001, 11:22 AM

•Praise Zeus for implanting this bug/design flaw in bright and charming women. Has given folks like me and Daividh a fighting chance. n/t · Pavlos · 9/20/2001, 7:53 PM

•LOL! Charming. n/t · Andrea · 9/20/2001, 9:24 PM

•I dunno whatcher praisin' him for, coz you and Daividh ain't freaks... · Nanaea · 9/20/2001, 9:19 PM

•Actually, "idiosyncratic" is the nicest thing I've been called all week. "Freak" would be the second nicest. Sucko week... · Daividh · 9/21/2001, 8:40 PM

•Re: Actually, "idiosyncratic" is the nicest thing I've been called all week. "Freak" would be the second nicest. Sucko week... · Nanaea · 9/22/2001, 7:57 AM

•Sucko week... · Andrea · 9/22/2001, 6:52 AM

•hee hee! n/t · Zelda · 9/21/2001, 1:50 PM

•Idiosyncratic : "scary 'n' idiotic" n/t · Pavlos · 9/21/2001, 4:07 AM

•Speed Chess · Selwyn · 9/20/2001, 2:16 PM

•Re: Speed Chess · Phyllis · 9/22/2001, 5:22 PM

•Addendum · Phyllis · 9/22/2001, 9:04 PM

•Re: Speed Chess · Gia Nadine · 9/21/2001, 11:53 AM