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BOYS
Captain James - what?
Chaos Chastner - *headdesk*
Dreamer Caskey - Dreamer?!
Indigo Butterfly - ok, in high school, this kid is going to mistakenly be put in the girls' gym class.
Jordan Seth Saoirse - Isn't Saoirse a girls' name?
Pagan - ugh.
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - chewing tobacco.
Cannon Hugh - boom.
Sterling Reid - the only halfway decent one on here.
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel - *dies* That's just awful.
Essence Demitrius - Spell Demetrius right, that made my PNL during my Greek phase btw, and then Essence?! Of what? Of Demetrius? What IS the essence of Demetrius, anyway?
Haven Le'Blessing - *mouth hangs open*
Cougar Jace - sounds like a brand of shoes.
Raider John - thief
Major Gray - same category as Captain James. Silly-sounding.
Storm Aidan - Oh, it said on the weather today that Tropical Storm Aidan was about to hit.
State James - What kind of state is James in?

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GIRLS
Angel Honey - stripper
Sachet Reddy - a cross between a satchel and a hatchet, and it's ready.
Strawberry Thomas - is that a dessert?
Cyan Alexandria - poisonous

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I like / *love ...

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Lane
Isis
Chaos - why would you name your child Chaos? It's like setting yourself up for disaster!
Saoirse
*Noah
Chewbacca - this is usually used to make fun of people.
*Alexander
Angel
Heaven
Coda
Logan
Essence
Amadeus
Gray
Honey
Rylee - prefer sp. Rylie
*Alexandria
Grace
Scout
Londyn - prefer *London
Stormy
Nevaeh
Skye
*Faith
*Bailey - on a boy
Happy
Ireland
Rain
Laurel
Jett Black - will they have another and name him/her Hott White?
*Michael
Michelle
Justice
Meadow
Destiny
Timber
Whisper
*Ryan - on a boy

Lottashaquawntay

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Have you ever noticed that the Lottashaquawntays, Quazaqualawntays and Fritolaytawnias of the eighties and nineties are now being replaced with Essences, Preciouses and Dreamers?

This message was edited 5/4/2008, 1:29 PM

You know part of me sees Noah Elliot Chewbacca and thinks, "Come on fanboy, that's a bit much, you're trying too hard now." But the fangirl that's in me is like "Dude rock on with your obsessive love of Star Wars. It'll be a great story when the kid is older, and hey it's not like it's his first name."

Where on earth do you FIND these??

*runs to toilet and pukes, then slaps each one of the parents twice*

Aryan Justice

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This one is old. I've seen it on here several times in the past few years.

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http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/mmc1/public/mmc1birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h1-4161

Miracle Destiny Faith. Absolutely Horrid.

A baby Cougar?!

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This is so dreadful I can't just do 'I like / I love'. This warrants in depth analysis (it's a bit of a crime scene isn't it?) So here goes:

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BOYS
Captain James - goodness. James is strong, handsome and everything a good names should be. Captain is a title. You wouldn't name your child 'mister' would you? I seriously hope you wouldn't...
Cherokee Lane (Sister: Isis Moon) - a bit too hippy-dippy for my liking but this isn't a terrible sibset. They actually sound quite sweet together
Chaos Chastner - why would you give yor kid a word (I can't bring myself to say name) with such an obviously horrible meaning? I ask you why?
Dreamer Caskey - and I thought Cherokee was hippy...Dreamer do your homework! Dreamer have you brushed your teeth? I Dreamer Caskey take you ... to be my lawfully wedded wife. This is not a name
Echo Emile - why all the hippy names? Was there some kind of hippy birthing convention in town?
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea) - first names are NMSAA but I can live with them. The middle names are a joke - they really make me laugh
Jordan Seth Saoirse - if it wasn't for Seth I'd be in serious doubt of this baby's gender. Tha is never a good sign with a name
Pagan - PAGAN??? Who are they trying to kid?
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - *choke* Can anyone explain this brutal name massacre to me? Why poor, innocent Noah Elliot has been lumbered with Chewbacca?
Cannon Hugh - both are totally bleuch but sadly, this is one of the best on the list

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Cora's Ghost's opinions...

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As I have been killed by these wretched names and am now a ghost who will haunt the families, I will now give my ghostly opinions on these ghastly names.

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BOYS
Captain James - T. Kirk, over whom the kindergarten girls swoon.
Isis Moon - What is 'is moon?
Chaos Chastner - Reads science text books for fun.
Dreamer Caskey - Dreams of caskets? Wha...?
Echo Emile - Could you repeat that?
Pagan - Is a devout Catholic
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - MWAAAAA! (that was my best Chewie growl)
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel - Were arrested for disturbing the peace
Essence Demitrius - A new perfume
Haven Le'Blessing - No, I seriously don't think it is a blessing
Major Gray - Could not get into the army
Storm Aidan - Hides under the bed when it so much as rains
State James - Isn't that a square in Monopoly?
Xavier Onyx - Oh, I read that as Caviar with an X. Oops!

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GIRLS
Angel Honey - Seriously cuts down the pet names she could have. If her mum called her Honey, she would think she's in trouble!
Amarige Dallas - She's a ridge over Dallas?
Sachet Reddy - Another perfume, but a red one that stains your neck when you put it on.
Memphis Rylee - Stay in Memphis, Rylee
Princess Nangely - Princess Gangly? I dunno, whatever floats your boat...

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This message was edited 5/3/2008, 2:43 PM

Fill in the blanks!

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Captain James ____ ____ of the Federation Starship ____

Pagan Bubbles Blossom is what gets me the most

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Powerpuff girls fans I guess

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Wrigley Ryan LMAO

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Assyra Philomena LMAO
Well they've got guts
Anyway.

wow...

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There are some very feminine boys names there! And quite a few that sound like either bad perfume names or bad candle scents!

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I esp dislike Angel & Heaven on twin BOYS. Angel I could live w/ but Heaven on a boy makes me gag. Speaking of gagging... Indigo Butterfly? Porshe Mercedes? Strawberry? Jett Black? Oh, these poor, poor children... :(

Was that a typo?

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Chrysanthemun? Because if they actually spelled it that way, HA!

I could live with....

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Scout Elise
Scout Bella
Ledger Matthew
Steele Alexander
Sterling Reid
Iris Catherine Laurel (I wanna know why this one is in the list. It's really pretty, IMO)

Strawberry THOMAS!?!

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The oh so few that I actually LIKE:

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Captain (Captain has always been a huge GP of mine)
Isis (love Isis but I can't help feeling that it's a tad stripper)
Emile
Saoirse (this is on a girl, right? I couldn't tell because of Jordan Seth)
Alexander
Sterling
Emmanuel
Demitrius (Demetrius, please... and BOY!)
Raven
Amadeus (boy, please!)
Gray
Storm
James (BOY!)
Philomena (YES! I love this name so much!)
Apple (I think fruit names are kind of cute, actually)
Cyan
Londyn (London)
Chrysanthemun (I honestly think this would make an adorable name because of a book I read when I was little about a mouse named Chrysanthemum, but it definately shouldn't be an N at the end, IMO)
Tigerlily (Used to think you were nuts for this, but I can see the appeal now. It's kinda cute)
Ireland
Iris Catherine Laurel (This combo is beautiful. My favorite is Iris.)
Gwendalyn (Gwendolen)
Mercedes
Ryan (boy)

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Now for the ones I'm not too wild about:
Cherokee Lane -- I think this could be insulting, actually.
Chaos Chastner -- That's cool. Name your child Chaos.
Butterfly -- Sure, they're pretty, but COME ON! And on a boy, too!
Jordan Seth Saoirse -- Saoirse is gorgeous (on a girl), and I thought someone would have to be a real name nerd to use it. But JORDAN SETH!? Then again, they're probably pronouncing it say-OR-suh

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A lot of these are awful, but I don't think they beat the batch where we had the likes of Bo-Sapphire and Possum. That was the worse ever IMO.

comments

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Captain James -just stupid.
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea) -my mum told me before of a girl in my home town naming her new daughter Indigo.
Noah Elliot Chewbacca -lol. what the?
Ledger Matthew -obviously a Heath Ledger fan..
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel [twin boys] wow they must be super religious or the babies both died...
State James -state? what about County or Territory as a name instead?

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Sachet Reddy -lol. get that sachet ready for putting the icing on the cake..
Apple Blossom Honey -sounds like a type of cake.
Strawberry Thomas -lol. lmfao
Jett Black -lmfao again. this is way over the top. and Jett is a boys name anyways..
Princess Gwendalyn & Precious Kay [twins] -oh my god.
Pebbles Bebe -it sounds like a great name for a comic strip character...

Welcome back, Roxstar . . .

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It's as if these babies were born just for Starla. :-)

I Like.........

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BOYS
Echo Emile
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea)
Noah Elliot Chewbacca (minus the chewbacca)
Cannon Hugh
Raider John
Xavier Onyx (sister: Assyria Philomena)

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GIRLS
Angel Honey
Amarige Dallas
Apple Blossom Honey
Scout Bella
Chrysanthemun Rose (Sister: Tigerlily)
Friday
Golden
Ireland Rain
Iris Catherine Laurel
Lilian Michael
Serenity Midnight
Whisper
Isis Moon- Cherokee Lane's sister

dang...

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why?

Captain James --and his brother Corporal Matthew
Cherokee Lane (Sister: Isis Moon) --I don't even know what to say here. I like Isis, though moreso as a GP
Chaos Chastner --Well, at least Chaos is on a boy since it's a male name. It still makes me scratch my head.
Dreamer Caskey --What?
Echo Emile --They get a serious deduction for using Echo on a boy, but at least they got Emile
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea) --H-I-P-P-I-E
Jordan Seth Saoirse --Whoa, wait?! Saoirse on a boy? No!
Pagan --hmmm
Noah Elliot Chewbacca --Oh man, just when you think you've seen it all.
Cannon Hugh --I don't understand the appeal of weapons as names.
Ledger Matthew --Well, I like Matthew
Steele Alexander --I just hope Steele is a family name. Still, it's better as a mn.
Sterling Reid --nms
Crew Wadon --What the heck?
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel [twin boys] --I like Angel as a boy's name, but it is tacky when paired with Gabriel. Heaven is ridiculous, especially on a boy.
Coda Craig --ick
Kache Logan --ditto
Reef Anthony --nn Reefer
Essence Demitrius --Essence is tacky no matter what.
Raven Amadeus --I love Amadeus, but Raven, nah
Haven Le'Blessing --Tacque'Eigh
Cougar Jace --Considering what the slang meaning of cougar is, it's even funnier.
Raider John --Will be a fat slob, a raider of the refrigerator
Major Gray --What is it with military ranks as names these days?
Storm Aidan --This isn't my cup of tea, but it seems almost mild compared to the rest.
State James --State. Can't say I have seen that as a name.
Xavier Onyx (sister: Assyria Philomena) --I love Xavier and Philomena, but Onyx and Assyria have to go.

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GIRLS
Angel Honey --Well, at least she has a stage name already.
Amarige Dallas --What?
Sachet Reddy --Huh?
Memphis Rylee --Points for using Memphis on the sex it was intended for. Rylee kills that for me though.
Apple Blossom Honey --not clover honey, hmm
Princess Nangely --ugh, Princess is so... lame
Strawberry Thomas --This made me laugh just as much as Chewbacca for some reason

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Yay, RoxStar is back! :-)

*swallow* *cough* *choke* *Cora dies*

A lot of those names sound like screennames or something. Oh yeah, and Aryan Justice is just lovely...anyway I do like:

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BOYS
Lane (Sister: Isis)
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea) - like the Butterfly part on a girl
Jordan Seth*
Noah Elliot
Cannon Hugh
Ledger Matthew
Sterling Reid
Angel Gabriel
Coda Craig
Storm* Aidan
Xavier Onyx* (sister: Assyria Philomena)

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GIRLS
Angel
Dallas
Apryl Dawn - I like April
Cyan Alexandria
Scout Elise
Londyn Rose
Skye
Rain
Iris Catherine
Sonora Nevada
Jadeene - reminds me of Janine, which I love
Sahara Grace
Breeze
Minnie
Mae
Blossom
Mercedes
Jewel
Wrigley Ryan - Ryan Wrigley would have been okay! And it's better on a boy!

Noah Elliot Chewbacca?

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Noah Elliot is nice, but Chewbacca? That's what my cousin named her dog

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I can't say I like any of the names this time around. Where's Starla? We need a good laugh :P

COMBOS I LOVE * (means to them for myself)/LIKE:
Captain James
Cherokee Lane
Indigo Butterfly *
Apple Blossom Honey
Elliott Marie
Chrysanthemum Rose
Ireland Rain
Wesleigh Ruth
Sahara Grace
Meadow Marie
Rosebud Chastity Breeze
Timber Dawn

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NAMES ID USE */LIKR:
BOYS
Echo
Indigo Butterfly **
Jordan *
Saoirse
Noah
Elliott *
Angel
Emmanuel *
Cache
Raven
Amadeus
Haven
Raider
Onyx
Cyan
Scout
London *
Blue *
Sky *
Sailor *
Bailey
Basil
Ireland
Rain *
Nevada *

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GIRLS
Captain
James
Cherokee *
Moon *
Indigo Butterfly **
Jordan *
Pagan
Elliott
Sterling
Crew
Heaven *
Koda
Logan
Reef *
Amadeus
Haven
Gray
Storm *
Aiden *
Xavier

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This message was edited 5/3/2008, 1:31 PM

Porsche Mercedes? PORSCHE MERCEDES???!?!?

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I think you're right Sabrina. These are the most terrible names I've ever seen in one of your BA's.

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ETA: :(

This message was edited 5/2/2008, 8:34 PM