Nanaea
What do you have against cats? The feral colony I help wouln't even bother relieving themselves on her, and I don't know of any feline who would even try to bury her (even their big cousins). If you want to see UGLY, look at a picture of one of her supposed lovers Rasputin. Oh, yeah, before you do, drink a 12 cup pot of tea (chamomile, lavendar, peppermint (or spearmint if you don't have peppermint on hand), catnip, and rose hips (perhaps a pinch of sweet basil JIC)). Also, have a bottle of Pepto Bismol on hand for after you see his picture.
Phyllis