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Help[Facts] OH MY GODS!!!!
in reply to a message by PriaposLovs
Don't DOOOOOOO that to a person before they've had at least one cup of coffee, Priapos! I took one look at that chick, and I had to run out to my car, rip off the battery cover, and wash my eyes out in acid!
Maaaaaan. Eagle Beak gets off on *that*???
-- Nanaea
Maaaaaan. Eagle Beak gets off on *that*???
-- Nanaea
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Perhaps the emotion evoked in Eagle Beak isn't sexual, but jealousy. I bet he just wants to wear the tiara.
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LOL! That tiara sure startled me, I'll tell ya. Ain't enough chamomile tea in the WORLD to calm one down after seeing a freakish thing like that on a woman's head. :)
-- Nanaea
-- Nanaea
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Well, now that I've had my cup of camomile tea ;) I can calm now enough to take another peek at Eagle Beak's fantasy girlfriend...
OH MY GODS!!!! OH MY GOOD GODS!!!! AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Day-AM! Eagle Beak's fantasy girlfriend is so ugly, when she looks out the window I'll bet she gets arrested for mooning. She's so ugly, if she goes to the beach the cats will try to bury her.
Oh noooooo! There I go again! I hope Eagle Beak isn't still lurking around here and reading this, coz I think I may have offended him again. Well slap mah hand 'n' call me bad. ;)
-- Nanaea
OH MY GODS!!!! OH MY GOOD GODS!!!! AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Day-AM! Eagle Beak's fantasy girlfriend is so ugly, when she looks out the window I'll bet she gets arrested for mooning. She's so ugly, if she goes to the beach the cats will try to bury her.
Oh noooooo! There I go again! I hope Eagle Beak isn't still lurking around here and reading this, coz I think I may have offended him again. Well slap mah hand 'n' call me bad. ;)
-- Nanaea
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Shes so ucking ugly she can make the Transiberian RR hit as dirt road.
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Nanaea
What do you have against cats? The feral colony I help wouln't even bother relieving themselves on her, and I don't know of any feline who would even try to bury her (even their big cousins). If you want to see UGLY, look at a picture of one of her supposed lovers Rasputin. Oh, yeah, before you do, drink a 12 cup pot of tea (chamomile, lavendar, peppermint (or spearmint if you don't have peppermint on hand), catnip, and rose hips (perhaps a pinch of sweet basil JIC)). Also, have a bottle of Pepto Bismol on hand for after you see his picture.
Phyllis
What do you have against cats? The feral colony I help wouln't even bother relieving themselves on her, and I don't know of any feline who would even try to bury her (even their big cousins). If you want to see UGLY, look at a picture of one of her supposed lovers Rasputin. Oh, yeah, before you do, drink a 12 cup pot of tea (chamomile, lavendar, peppermint (or spearmint if you don't have peppermint on hand), catnip, and rose hips (perhaps a pinch of sweet basil JIC)). Also, have a bottle of Pepto Bismol on hand for after you see his picture.
Phyllis
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If anybody's interested, there is a picture of Rasputin at http://www.alexanderpalace.org/gilliard.V.html, along with the story behind his taking over palace life.
Phyllis
Phyllis
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Nanaea
I respect your feelings on the subject of Rasputin, but I just can't get over three *major* facts about the guy:
1. He NEVER bathed, and his picture kinda showed it.
2. The main attribute he had (besides his *tradition*) was mesmerizing eyes (which he used to get *willing* females to use his *tradition* on during orgies).
3. I sat next to a guy who looked (and smelled) like Rasputin in high school. Give me one Tom Baker look-alike (after a bath or shower) instead, plz.
On the third note, I'll always remember the lice he brought into school. The only ones I didn't catch from him were crab lice. I wonder if he ever learned how to take a bath after we graduated.
Hopefully still cool in your opinion despite this one point of disagreement [ :) ]
Phyllis Sidhe Uaine
I respect your feelings on the subject of Rasputin, but I just can't get over three *major* facts about the guy:
1. He NEVER bathed, and his picture kinda showed it.
2. The main attribute he had (besides his *tradition*) was mesmerizing eyes (which he used to get *willing* females to use his *tradition* on during orgies).
3. I sat next to a guy who looked (and smelled) like Rasputin in high school. Give me one Tom Baker look-alike (after a bath or shower) instead, plz.
On the third note, I'll always remember the lice he brought into school. The only ones I didn't catch from him were crab lice. I wonder if he ever learned how to take a bath after we graduated.
Hopefully still cool in your opinion despite this one point of disagreement [ :) ]
Phyllis Sidhe Uaine
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Haven't seen any of the Dr. Who's (Whose?) since me younger days, but didn't about 8 different guys play him at one time or another?
(Unlike Morse, whom my wife says I resemble in traits in many ways.)
(Unlike Morse, whom my wife says I resemble in traits in many ways.)
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