Namesakes
German Chancellors and Presidents:
1 president
(president) Joachim Gauck 2012-2017 
Nobel Prize Winners:
1 chemistry
(chemistry) Joachim Frank 2017
Notable Athletes:
1 soccer
(soccer) Joachim Löw 1960-
Notable Military Figures:
1 general
Rüdiger von der Goltz (a.k.a. Joachim) 1865-1946
Notable Philosophers and Thinkers:
1 historian
Johann Joachim Winckelmann 1717-1768
Olympic Medalists:
3 bronze, 2 bronze/silver, 2 silver, 1 gold, 1 gold/silver
(bronze) Jochen Büchner 1928 400 m
(gold/silver) Joachim Rademacher 1928; 1932 water polo
(silver) Hans-Joachim Reske 1960 4x400 m relay
(bronze/silver) Hans-Joachim Klein 1964 swimming - 100 m freestyle; swimming - 4x100 m freestyle relay; swimming - 4x100 m medley relay; swimming - 4x200 m freestyle relay
(silver) Ernst-Joachim Küppers 1964 swimming - 4x100 m medley relay
(bronze/silver) Hans-Joachim Walde 1964; 1968 decathlon
(gold) Hasely Crawford (a.k.a. Joachim) 1976 100 m
(bronze) Joachim Olsen 2004 shot put
(bronze) Joachim Fischer Nielsen 2012 badminton mixed doubles
Other Royalty:
8 princes
Aloys II, Prince of Liechtenstein (a.k.a. Joachim) 1836-1858 Liechtenstein
Friedrich Leopold of Prussia (a.k.a. Joachim) 1865-1931 Prussia
Waldemar of Prussia (a.k.a. Joachim) 1868-1879 Prussia
Joachim Albrecht of Prussia 1876-1939 Prussia
Joachim of Prussia 1890-1920 Prussia
Friedrich Sigismund of Prussia (a.k.a. Joachim) 1891-1927 Prussia
Joachim of Denmark 1969- Denmark
Henrik of Monpezat (a.k.a. Joachim) 2009-2023 Denmark
Saints:
3 saints, 1 blessed
Saint Joachim 0xx BC-0xx
Blessed Gioacchino of Siena (a.k.a. Joachim) 1258-1305
Saint Joachim Saccachibara ?-1597
Saint Joachim Hao Kaizhi ?-1839
Swedish Prime Ministers:
1 prime minister
Olof Palme (a.k.a. Joachim) 1969-1976; 1982-1986
Swiss Presidents:
1 president
Joachim Heer 1877