This is my daughter,
Alice.
You say: Ooh, it's so nice to meet a little
Alice.
You think: Ahh..good old
Alice.
This is my daughter,
Violet.
You say: Nice to meet you,
Violet.
You think:
Violet. That reminds me of the girl from
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I think her name was
Veronica though.
This is my daughter,
Daphne.
You say: Hello,
Daphne. What a nice name.
You think:
Daphne is too cool even if it reminds me of Scooby Doo.
This is my daughter,
Esme.
You say:
Esme. That's a pretty name.
You think: That's a name that I would probably never use. I do like it though.
This is my son,
Felix.
You say: Nice to meet you,
Felix.
You think: Cat name.
This is my son,
Carlisle.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think:
Carlisle?! What in the world? Poor kid.
This is my son,
Jasper.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think:
Jasper is sooo boring.
This is my son,
Vaughn.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: Ick.
Vaughn sounds so stuck-up.