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This is my daughter, Alice.
You say: Hello, Alice! Cute name.
You think: in Wonderland! Cute. (and the only good character in Twilight!)

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This is my daughter, Violet.
You say: Hello, Violet! I love your name.
You think: ..it's a bit trendy, though.

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This is my daughter, Daphne.
You say: Hi, Daphne! What an unusual name.
You think: Scooby Dooby Doo..

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This is my daughter, Esme.
You say: Hi, Esme!
You think: Twilight? I hope not.

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This is my son, Felix.
You say: Hello, Felix! What a nice name.
You think: What a nice name. :P

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This is my son, Carlisle.
You say: Hello, Carlisle.
You think: Oh no, Twilight.

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This is my son, Jasper.
You say: Hi, Jasper! I love your name.
You think: Hey, the only other good character in Twilight.

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This is my son, Vaughn.
You say: Hi Vaughn!
You think: Vaughn comma Vince?