This is my son,
Lucius.
You Say: Hello,
Lucius.
You Think: I really likes this name!
This is my son, Lycoris.
You Say: Hello, Lycoris.
You Think:
Ah, I hear is Licorice.
This is my son,
Lysander.
You Say: hello,
Lysander!
You Think: I love it!
This is my son,
Paris.
You Say: Hello,
Paris.
You Think: Endless
Paris Hilton associations... Poor, poor boy.
This is my son,
Romeo.
You Say: Hello,
Romeo.
You Think:
Romeo,
Romeo, why for art thou,
Romeo?
This is my son,
Caius.
You Say: Hello,
Caius.
You Think: It's nice.
This is my son,
Lennox.
You Say: Hello,
Lennox.
You Think: Eh, it's okay.
This is my son,
Valentine.
You Say: Hello,
Valentine.
You Think: Did someone say Cheesy?
This is my daughter, Bates.
You Say: Hello, Bates.
You Think: Isn't that a surname?
This is my daughter,
Alice.
You Say: Hello,
Alice.
You Think: It's okay.
This is my daughter,
Hermione.
You Say: Hello,
Hermione.
You Think: of
Harry Potter, but otherwise it's not a bad name.
This is my daughter,
Hero.
You Say: Hello,
Hero.
You Think: Yum, yum, these are delicious sandwiches. Wait a second-this is a person.
This is my daughter,
Perdita.
You Say: Hello,
Perdita.
You Think: I think it's ugly.
This is my daughter,
Iris.
You Say: Hello,
Iris.
You Think: Heard better, heard worse.
This is my daughter,
Patience.
You Say: hello,
Patience.
You Think: Eh, I dislike most virtue names.