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This is my son, Lucius.
You Say: How sweet.
You Think: "Underworld?"

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This is my son, Lycoris.
You Say: Hmmm...how interesting.
You Think: "Uhhh... no"

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This is my son, Lysander.
You Say: Sweet.
You Think: "Why does this make me think of Highlander :/ ?"

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This is my son, Paris.
You Say: You said Paris, right?
You Think: "Either Orlando Bloom in Troy or Hilton."

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This is my son, Romeo.
You Say: As in the play? You must be a reader!
You Think: "Romeo and Juliet do dododo do Sampson and Delilah Oooo baby you can bet do dododo do ..."

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This is my son, Caius.
You Say: A ver nice name.
You Think: "A ver nice name but it makes me think of Twilight now unfortunately. Stupid book. Ruined everything great about names."

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This is my son, Lennox.
You Say: Is his nickname Knox?
You Think: "Always makes me think of the watch."

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This is my son, Valentine.
You Say: Very interesting.
You Think: "Makes me think of the movie The Memphis Belle ... which is a good thing in my opinion."

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This is my daughter, Bates.
You Say: Very cute.
You Think: "Ok, I do like this one."

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This is my daughter, Alice.
You Say: Cute.
You Think: "Again with the Twilight ... I'm beginning to detest Stephanie Meyers."

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This is my daughter, Hermione.
You Say: Very sweet.
You Think: "Harry Potter... JK Rowling is getting on up there with this Meyers chick."

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This is my daughter, Hero.
You Say: I've got a friend whose nephew's name is Hiro.
You Think: "This name is actually growing on me."

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This is my daughter, Perdita.
You Say: Is this her first name?
You Think: "I like it better as a middle name or no name at all."

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This is my daughter, Iris.
You Say: How pretty.
You Think: "It is a nice name."

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This is my daughter, Patience.
You Say: I knew a girl in high school named Patience.
You Think: "Allday. I kid you not."