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This is my son, Lucius.
You say: Whoa, cool name!
You think: great name, but Lucius Malfoy, anyone?

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This is my son, Lycoris.
You say: interesting name.
You think: Licorice!

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This is my son, Lysander.
You say: OMG I love your name! It's so beautiful.
You think: Most beautiful name in the world

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This is my son, Paris.
You say: Nice to meet you, Paris.
You think: I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend named Helen...

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This is my son, Romeo.
You say: Nice to meet you, Romeo.
You think: Does he have a girlfriend named Juliet?

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This is my son, Caius.
You say: Cool name.
You think: Where are the rest of the Volturi?

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This is my son, Lennox.
You say: Nice, English name.
You think: nice, but does he have a twin sister named Mary?

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This is my son, Valentine.
You say: Nice to meet you, Valentine.
You think: How many massacres has he caused yet?

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This is my daughter, Bates.
You say: Bates?
You think: She doesn't happen to have a friend named Tonks, does she?

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This is my daughter, Alice.
You say: I love your name...very traditional.
You think: nice name...but where's Jasper?

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This is my daughter, Hermione.
You say: OMG, I love your name!
You think: Yeah, I do, but...Granger?

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This is my daughter, Hero.
You say: Nice to meet you (then look in the direction of the sandwich shop and say,) Boy, am I hungry!
You think: I thought girls were supposed to be heroines.

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This is my daughter, Perdita.
You say: nice to meet you.
You think: Hey isn't that the name of a swing piece?

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This is my daughter, Iris.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: Does she have a sister named Violet?

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This is my daughter, Patience.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: Pleasant girl.