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1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
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2. This is my daughter America
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3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
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4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
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5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
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6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
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7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
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8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
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9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
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10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
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11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
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2. This is my daughter America
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3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
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4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
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5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
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6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
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7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
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8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
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9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
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10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
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11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
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1. Say: Sure! Nice to meet you Andrew!
Think: Hm, nice name I don’t hear too much anymore.
2. Say: Nice to meet you America!
Think: America huh? Well I guess I’ll get used to it. Pretty name.
3. Say: Why would you wanna do that? Do you want your daughters to get bullied? Alexa is fine, but maybe you should double think that. Siri you should definitely think over again. Together it’s obnoxious.
Think: Siri? Really? Why not Suri?
4. Say: Of course? They all have very similar names, hahaha! Why did you choose them?
Think: Timmy, Tommy, and Tammy? Seriously? I hope their real names is Timothy, Thomas, and Tamera.
5. Say: Awww he’s cute! Well, nice to meet you Wyatt. You have one unique name.
Think: This lady does realize Wyatt is a popular name that is even sometimes used on girls, right?
6. Say: Hello! Lovely to meet you all. Miranda is beautiful! You guys have some unusual names.
Think: Well if somebody can name their daughter James, why the hell not a boy named Indy or Miranda? It’s just so girly.... why? I love Miranda on a girl!
7. Say: Screwdriver? Did I hear that? Okay... sure.
Think: What the hell type of name is screwdriver? Poor girl. I hope she’s joking. Might have to call CPS.
8. Say: Nice to meet you two! Richard, what a nice name you don’t hear much anymore.
Think: Anoami? She’ll probably end up going by Faith.
9. Say: Okay, nice to meet you all. Nice names.
Think: Hm, nice name I don’t hear too much anymore.
2. Say: Nice to meet you America!
Think: America huh? Well I guess I’ll get used to it. Pretty name.
3. Say: Why would you wanna do that? Do you want your daughters to get bullied? Alexa is fine, but maybe you should double think that. Siri you should definitely think over again. Together it’s obnoxious.
Think: Siri? Really? Why not Suri?
4. Say: Of course? They all have very similar names, hahaha! Why did you choose them?
Think: Timmy, Tommy, and Tammy? Seriously? I hope their real names is Timothy, Thomas, and Tamera.
5. Say: Awww he’s cute! Well, nice to meet you Wyatt. You have one unique name.
Think: This lady does realize Wyatt is a popular name that is even sometimes used on girls, right?
6. Say: Hello! Lovely to meet you all. Miranda is beautiful! You guys have some unusual names.
Think: Well if somebody can name their daughter James, why the hell not a boy named Indy or Miranda? It’s just so girly.... why? I love Miranda on a girl!
7. Say: Screwdriver? Did I hear that? Okay... sure.
Think: What the hell type of name is screwdriver? Poor girl. I hope she’s joking. Might have to call CPS.
8. Say: Nice to meet you two! Richard, what a nice name you don’t hear much anymore.
Think: Anoami? She’ll probably end up going by Faith.
9. Say: Okay, nice to meet you all. Nice names.
1. Say: "Its nice to meet you, Andrew."
Think: "What a great name, but its sooooo popular."
2: Say: "Patriotic, are you?"
Think: "Rather bold, after the Roe V. Wade thing, but okay.."
3. Say: "Those a pretty names.."
Think: "WTF is the next sibling going to be Google Translate?"
4. Say: "Aw, they're adorable."
Think: "The names are cute, but maybe too cute for adults. And there are too many Ts and -ys in this set."
5. Say: "I love that name. Nice choice."
Think: "Although it sounds like 'Why it?' I've always loved it for some reason."
6. Say: " Thats very unique."
Think: "You freaking idiot! Think about your sons...Why not Indiana (at least its unisex) or Mirando, and actual boy name?!"
7. Say: "....Is that a nickname?"
Think: "Why was that allowed?"
8. Say: "Anoami? I've never heard of that before. Its unique."
Think: "Not bad at all, actually. Just different. Poor Richard though, his name is plain next to hers."
9. Say: " Youre gonna have to repeat that."
Think: "William i okay, Conrad is okay..but then just Bob? He should've been a Robert. He's the odd one out."
10. Say: "Its nice to meet you girls."
Think: "I don't like Jillian at all, but Gillian looks like a boy name. And Alivia looks kind of odd, but whatever."
11. Say: "I like the name Leon."
Think: "Ranger ruins everything. Leon Winter would've been so handsome. Oh well."
Think: "What a great name, but its sooooo popular."
2: Say: "Patriotic, are you?"
Think: "Rather bold, after the Roe V. Wade thing, but okay.."
3. Say: "Those a pretty names.."
Think: "WTF is the next sibling going to be Google Translate?"
4. Say: "Aw, they're adorable."
Think: "The names are cute, but maybe too cute for adults. And there are too many Ts and -ys in this set."
5. Say: "I love that name. Nice choice."
Think: "Although it sounds like 'Why it?' I've always loved it for some reason."
6. Say: " Thats very unique."
Think: "You freaking idiot! Think about your sons...Why not Indiana (at least its unisex) or Mirando, and actual boy name?!"
7. Say: "....Is that a nickname?"
Think: "Why was that allowed?"
8. Say: "Anoami? I've never heard of that before. Its unique."
Think: "Not bad at all, actually. Just different. Poor Richard though, his name is plain next to hers."
9. Say: " Youre gonna have to repeat that."
Think: "William i okay, Conrad is okay..but then just Bob? He should've been a Robert. He's the odd one out."
10. Say: "Its nice to meet you girls."
Think: "I don't like Jillian at all, but Gillian looks like a boy name. And Alivia looks kind of odd, but whatever."
11. Say: "I like the name Leon."
Think: "Ranger ruins everything. Leon Winter would've been so handsome. Oh well."
1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Sure!
Think: The name is okay for a boy.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: She’s really cute
Think: Indont really like that name
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: I guess
Think: Those are weird twin names.
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Sure. I like those names for triplets.
Think: I HATE THOSE NAME FOR TRIPLETS
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Ok.
Think: Wyatt is a pretty cute name.
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Nice too meet you…
Think: WHY ARE THOSE BOYS HAVE GIRL NAMES
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: Why is your daughter named after a tool?
Think: AHHHHHHHHHHH *can’t even think*
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: I love these names.
Think: why was Anaomi’s last name said and not richards?
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: cool.
Think: Very confusing
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Sure
Think: Those are pretty good names. Just don’t really like Gillian spelled with G.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Is your family royalty?
Think: they don’t look very rich
Say: Sure!
Think: The name is okay for a boy.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: She’s really cute
Think: Indont really like that name
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: I guess
Think: Those are weird twin names.
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Sure. I like those names for triplets.
Think: I HATE THOSE NAME FOR TRIPLETS
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Ok.
Think: Wyatt is a pretty cute name.
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Nice too meet you…
Think: WHY ARE THOSE BOYS HAVE GIRL NAMES
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: Why is your daughter named after a tool?
Think: AHHHHHHHHHHH *can’t even think*
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: I love these names.
Think: why was Anaomi’s last name said and not richards?
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: cool.
Think: Very confusing
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Sure
Think: Those are pretty good names. Just don’t really like Gillian spelled with G.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Is your family royalty?
Think: they don’t look very rich
This message was edited 8/3/2022, 12:54 PM
1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: cool name
Think: love that name
2. This is my daughter America
Say: hi is your real name United States of america
Think: Booo worst name ever
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: what girl you love electronics
Think: Poor them
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: I’m confused sounds to much alike
Think: Timmy Timmy and Tammy to much alike
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Huh girl
Think: Wyatt I don’t mind I still don’t really like it
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Mon did you say sons
Think: sons Miranda Is a boy
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: That is the saddest name ever
Think: what the mom is stupid
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: WHAT THATS BAD
Think: Richard is okay but is her name anoami or anoami Faith
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Will Con Bob ew
Think: I like William better and Conrad better then the nicknames
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: no
Think: well I didn’t want to meet them but those names are bad
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: THE 5TH GIRL THAT ISINT EVEN A GOOD NAME AND ITS THE 5TH
Think: this mom is woah cray cray
Say: cool name
Think: love that name
2. This is my daughter America
Say: hi is your real name United States of america
Think: Booo worst name ever
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: what girl you love electronics
Think: Poor them
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: I’m confused sounds to much alike
Think: Timmy Timmy and Tammy to much alike
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Huh girl
Think: Wyatt I don’t mind I still don’t really like it
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Mon did you say sons
Think: sons Miranda Is a boy
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: That is the saddest name ever
Think: what the mom is stupid
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: WHAT THATS BAD
Think: Richard is okay but is her name anoami or anoami Faith
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Will Con Bob ew
Think: I like William better and Conrad better then the nicknames
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: no
Think: well I didn’t want to meet them but those names are bad
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: THE 5TH GIRL THAT ISINT EVEN A GOOD NAME AND ITS THE 5TH
Think: this mom is woah cray cray
1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Thats my brothers name.
Think: Good taste in names.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Of course she is.
Think: wonder if her sibs are China, Belgium, and Lichtenstein.
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Sure?
Think: This woman needs to unplug.
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: They have full names, yes?
Think: what the hell is Tammy short for?
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Nice name.
Think: Huh?
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Really, Mrs Jones?
Think: wait...what? Miranda?
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: Setting her up for life are we?
Think: This woman needs to be slapped.
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Hello, kids.
Think: Richard is fab, but what is Anoami?
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Will, Con, Bob, hey.
Think: Does Bob have a full name?
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Of course.
Think: decent names.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Hey, Leon.
Think: They recycled that 5 times?
Say: Thats my brothers name.
Think: Good taste in names.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Of course she is.
Think: wonder if her sibs are China, Belgium, and Lichtenstein.
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Sure?
Think: This woman needs to unplug.
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: They have full names, yes?
Think: what the hell is Tammy short for?
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Nice name.
Think: Huh?
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Really, Mrs Jones?
Think: wait...what? Miranda?
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: Setting her up for life are we?
Think: This woman needs to be slapped.
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Hello, kids.
Think: Richard is fab, but what is Anoami?
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Will, Con, Bob, hey.
Think: Does Bob have a full name?
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Of course.
Think: decent names.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Hey, Leon.
Think: They recycled that 5 times?
1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Yeah I like that name
Think: good name
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Oh why yes hi America
Think: I like that name
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: good names are they smart
Think: oh wow that mom
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Good names
Think: I’m so confused
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Ok like that name
Think: That mom is confusing but like the name
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Love names
Think: Wait Miranda for a boy
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say:* Walk away*
Think: WHAT THAT IS THE WORST NAME
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: cool
Think:Don’t really like them
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Wow like those names
Think: gos by con What
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Cool names
Think: I don’t really like those spellings
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Wow good name
Think: the 5th What
Say: Yeah I like that name
Think: good name
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Oh why yes hi America
Think: I like that name
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: good names are they smart
Think: oh wow that mom
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Good names
Think: I’m so confused
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Ok like that name
Think: That mom is confusing but like the name
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Love names
Think: Wait Miranda for a boy
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say:* Walk away*
Think: WHAT THAT IS THE WORST NAME
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: cool
Think:Don’t really like them
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Wow like those names
Think: gos by con What
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Cool names
Think: I don’t really like those spellings
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Wow good name
Think: the 5th What
1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Hi Andrew!
Think: I like that name
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Hello!
Think: America? If you need to name your kid a country name do Georgia!
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Yes I would
Think: Oh boy!
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Wow triplets, hello!
Think: All that’s missing is tummy. 😒
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Hello Wyatt
Think: I like that name
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Oh, hello.
Think: Um.. for boys. AHHHHH!
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: *pretends I didn’t hear her*
Think: oh my gosh I feel so bad! She has to be joking, right?
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Cool names!
Think: Richard is fine Anaomi is meh..
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Please repeat?
Think: Wow crazy!
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: I love those names.
Think: I would have spelled them Olivia and Jillian but it’s just me.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Hello Leon!
Think: The 5th! How is this possible!?!?
Say: Hi Andrew!
Think: I like that name
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Hello!
Think: America? If you need to name your kid a country name do Georgia!
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Yes I would
Think: Oh boy!
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Wow triplets, hello!
Think: All that’s missing is tummy. 😒
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Hello Wyatt
Think: I like that name
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Oh, hello.
Think: Um.. for boys. AHHHHH!
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: *pretends I didn’t hear her*
Think: oh my gosh I feel so bad! She has to be joking, right?
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Cool names!
Think: Richard is fine Anaomi is meh..
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Please repeat?
Think: Wow crazy!
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: I love those names.
Think: I would have spelled them Olivia and Jillian but it’s just me.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Hello Leon!
Think: The 5th! How is this possible!?!?
1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Hi Andrew!
Think: Nice name.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Hey…
Think: *Big exasperated sigh* Americans these days…
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Like the technologies?
Think: Poor twins!
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Triplets, huh? Hi there!
Think: They HAD to sound similar. Original names, people!
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Hi Wyatt
Think: I like the name Wyatt.
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Cool!
Think: Poor Miranda…
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: *Shocked into silence* …
Think: *uncontrollable screaming*
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Lovely names!
Think: I’ve never heard the name Anoami before, but it’s pretty…
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Hey guys
Think: This is wacky.
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Sure!
Think: Love Gillian, Alivia I’ve never heard before.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: The 5th?
Think: There were 5 people before this guy with this name? *Big ol’ sigh*
Say: Hi Andrew!
Think: Nice name.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Hey…
Think: *Big exasperated sigh* Americans these days…
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Like the technologies?
Think: Poor twins!
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Triplets, huh? Hi there!
Think: They HAD to sound similar. Original names, people!
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Hi Wyatt
Think: I like the name Wyatt.
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Cool!
Think: Poor Miranda…
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: *Shocked into silence* …
Think: *uncontrollable screaming*
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Lovely names!
Think: I’ve never heard the name Anoami before, but it’s pretty…
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Hey guys
Think: This is wacky.
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Sure!
Think: Love Gillian, Alivia I’ve never heard before.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: The 5th?
Think: There were 5 people before this guy with this name? *Big ol’ sigh*