1.
WinonaWinona? Really? It sounds like you beat a dog to death and then resurrected the poor creature, only to have it regurgitate a featherless chicken. Then, they simultaneously made this noise before dying again. (I don't actually have anything against this name, and I think
Winona Ryder's pretty cool. I just don't like the sound.)
2.
Bianca.
This is the name of that weird kid in class that everyone avoided until they realized it was actually just the teacher drenched i n pudding from the cafeteria. The teacher then proceeded to teach a lesson solely about the hazards of owning a mule, although she herself rode one to school every day. (I don't really care for this one, it just sounds kind of strange to me.)