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This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: How nice
Think: Mackenzie is so horrid. Derrick is such and ugly spelling.

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This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Your daughter? Really?
Think: Aiden is a misspelled BOY NAME BOY NAME BOY NAME!

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This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: That's pretty
Think: Nicolette is lovely. Colette and Marcela are ugly.

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This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: How nice
Think: How ugly and mixed-up ethnic

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This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: That's a nice name
Think: That's an ugly name

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This is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: Interesting
Think: Blech

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This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: Erm. Hello.
Think: Please, let this be a joke...

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This is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say: How nice!
Think: How yucky!

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This is my son, Ambrose Willem.
Say: Willem? That's interesting.
Think: Ew, I hate both.

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This is my son, Absalom Laurence.
Say: Erm, hi.
Think: Excuse me?

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This is my son, Kai Christopher.
Say: I love Kai!
Think: But could you get any more dull than Christopher?

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This is my daughter, Morgan Tamsin.
Say: I like Tamsin
Think: But Morgan is a BOY name

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These are my twins, Panda Emma and Unique Kimberlyn.
Say: Panda? Did you say Panda?
Think: Great flying fuck... (excuse my language)

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These are my twins, Richard Elias and Aaliyah Bethany.
Say: I love Elias!
Think: But the rest sucks!

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These are my twins, Rory Obadiah and Mallory Alessandra.
Say: Alessandra is lovely!
Think: What is an Obadiah?