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Some names are atrocious - purposely. Others are combos I like. Some are neutral. BE BRUTAL! A bit long.This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
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Think:This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
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Think:This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
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Think:This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
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Think:This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
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Think:This is my son, Marcel Darwin.
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Think:This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
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Think:This is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
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Think:This is my son, Ambrose Willem.
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Think:This is my son, Absalom Laurence.
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Think:This is my son, Kai Christopher.
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Think:This is my daughter, Morgan Tamsin.
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Think:These are my twins, Panda Emma and Unique Kimberlyn.
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Think:These are my twins, Richard Elias and Aaliyah Bethany.
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Think:These are my twins, Rory Obadiah and Mallory Alessandra.
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You asked for it....This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: Hello Mackenzie
Think: Mackenzie is a girls name and Derrick is spelled wrongThis is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Hello
Think: You poor girl, not only do you have a boys name, you will contantly have to remind people how to spell it. Constance isn't nearly as horrile as Aiden, but it's bad nontheless. This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: hi Colette
Think: I don't like your nameThis is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: Hi Ivan
Think: Ivan? well,could be worse... I think. Carlos is ok, nms, but ok and not with IvanThis is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: hi Marcos
Think: your name is ok but if I were you I'd practice different ways of saying "No, it's M-a-r-c-0-s" so you don't get tired of saying it over and over againThis is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: hey there Marcel
Think: Darwin is horrible, at least it's just your middle name This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: hello Rylee
Think: hahahahahahahahahhahaha, oh their serious. poor kidThis is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say: hey Jeremy

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This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say:hi nice to meet you
Think:Mac would be okay as a nn but,mackenzie sounds very feminine and Derrick is just awful.This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say:hi Aiden thats unusual
Think: was your parents hoping for a boyThis is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: hi
Think:blah nmsThis is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say:hi
Think:what a terrible name, Carlos is okayThis is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say:hi
Think:this has got to be one of the worst names. Marcos just sounds like a crusty name.This is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say:hi
Think: Marcel sounds like a homosexual mans name you would see at the movies.This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say:hi
Think:better than all the others but prefer Riley as a boys nameThis is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say:hi
Think:much betterThis is my son, Ambrose Willem.
Say:hi
Think:oh no back to the crap names but a nice mnThis is my son, Absalom Laurence.
Say:hi
Think:what the?This is my son, Kai Christopher.
Say:hi
Think:love your name Christopher is yukThis is my daughter, Morgan Tamsin.
Say:hi
Think:pretty

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This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: How nice
Think: Mackenzie is so horrid. Derrick is such and ugly spelling.This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Your daughter? Really?
Think: Aiden is a misspelled BOY NAME BOY NAME BOY NAME!This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: That's pretty
Think: Nicolette is lovely. Colette and Marcela are ugly.This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: How nice
Think: How ugly and mixed-up ethnicThis is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: That's a nice name
Think: That's an ugly nameThis is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: Interesting
Think: BlechThis is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: Erm. Hello.
Think: Please, let this be a joke...This is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say: How nice!
Think: How yucky!This is my son, Ambrose Willem.
Say: Willem? That's interesting.
Think: Ew, I hate both.This is my son, Absalom Laurence.
Say: Erm, hi.
Think: Excuse me?This is my son, Kai Christopher.
Say: I love Kai!
Think: But could you get any more dull than Christopher?This is my daughter, Morgan Tamsin.

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I'll be brutal thenThis is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: Hi Mackenzie.
Think: I prefer Mackenzie on girls, if anywhere, but I really dislike it, especially with Derrick.This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Hi Aiden.
Think: Aiden is a boy name and Constance sounds really stuck-up.This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: Hi Collete.
Think: Nicolette is OK but I prefer the nn Nikki. Marcela I prefer with two l's. The name is also too long.This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: Hi Ivan.
Think: They are both OK, just not together.This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: Hi Marcos
Think: I prefer Dorian Marcos, but overall, it's OKThis is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: Hi Marcel.
Think: I like this name.This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: Hi Rylee.
Think: I am one of the few people who likes this.This is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say: Hi Jeremy.
Think: Not bad.This is my son, Ambrose Willem.
Say: Hi Ambrose.
Think: Ugh.This is my son, Absalom Laurence.

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This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: HI Mackenzie.
Think: People are gonna think he's a girl his whole life. He'll be going by Derrick by the time he's six. This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Hi Aiden.
Think: At least they chosea common name, for a boy! Constance is okay, but so weird next to AidenThis is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: That's a pretty name, Colette.
Think: But it's nmsaa.This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: Hi Ivan.
Think: It's fine, I guess.This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: Marcos is so much nicer than Marc.
Think: It is, but it's still nms. This is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: Hi Marcel
Think: reminds me of marcal paper products, and Darwin's a reachThis is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: Ummm, hi!
Think: ewwwwThis is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say: Hi.
Think: And this is his classmate, Jeremy Ashton, and his other classmate, Jeremy Ashton...This is my son, Ambrose Willem.
Say: I like that name.
Think: Willem? I know it's probably legit, but it just sounds really illiterate to me.

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I'll be brutal... so don't go ahead if you can't deal with it :P You've been warned! ;)If you want me to be brutal, then I think smilies are worth way more than words ;)This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: Nice to meet you, Mack!
Think: Poor boy... Mackenzie reminds me of a rat and Derrick, a cowboy... cowboy rat!This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Nice to meet you, Aiden! What a nice dress you're wearing today!
Think: Aiden reminds me of 'AIDS' and a boy, Constance is just old-fashioned, though it sounds goodThis is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: Nice to meet you, Nicol!
Think: Well... that's MUCH better... there's no good flow and it's definitely not a good combo -IMHO-, but the names are feminine and quite niceThis is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: Hello, little Ivan! How are you doing today?
Think: Ivan is such a lovely name! But... Carlos??? Oh, what a waste! At least it's his middle name... Carlos is just plain and ordinary This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: Pleased to meet you, Sir Marcus!

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This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: Brave of them to use it on a boy, not that it belongs on either gender at all.This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: I need to find the nearest restroom so I can vomit. Not that seeing a completely masculine name on a girl should really be a shock at this point. This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: I love Colette!
Think: Good to see this name around.This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: Interesting combination of origins!This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: Not much - pretty neutral.This is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: Marcel is fine, I don't know why it sounds so skeevy to me.This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: The quintessential shitty name. Unbelievable. Textbook horror. Ugh. This is my son, Jeremy Ashton.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: Good for them to keep using a perfectly good name even though it's no longer in fashion.This is my son, Ambrose Willem.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: Hey, that's pretty cool - I hope it suits him.This is my son, Absalom Laurence.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: What a dramatic name, hope it works out.This is my son, Kai Christopher.
Say: What a cutie!
Think: What's up with Kai these days? It used to be neat but now it just blends in with all the Ka- stuff. Oh well, beats something made up and is fun to say!

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Ya want brutal? Okay! lol :)This is my son, Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: Hi Mackenzie!
Think: Eh, nms. Mackenzie is better on a boy than a girl though- too bad my stupid parents named me Braelyn McKenzie. Urgh! *Cries at the ugliness*This is my daughter, Aiden Constance.
Say: Hello Aiden!
Think: AIDAN (NOT AIDEN) IS A BOY'S NAME! Never for a girl. If I actually met a girl named Aiden or Aidan, I think I'd have to leave the scene before I said some very nasty things. Awfully ugly. On the bright side, Constance is lovely!This is my daughter, Nicolette Marcela. We call her Colette.
Say: Hi Colette!
Think: It's fine, just not particulaly my style.This is my son, Ivan Carlos.
Say: Hi Ivan.
Think: Fine, rather nice.This is my son, Marcos Dorian.
Say: Hi Marcos!
Think: Like this! I would prefer Marcus Dorian, though.This is my son, Marcel Darwin.
Say: Hi Marcel!
Think: Wierd...This is my daughter, Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: Hello Rylee!
Think: This better dang be one that was purposefully atrocious. Otherwise, I might faint in it's icky trendiness. Blecccccch!This is my son, Jeremy Ashton.

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Relax, Rylee Nevaeh was a purposely atrocious. (nt) And Aiden Constance as well.

This message was edited 4/15/2006, 9:04 PM

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