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This is my daughter, Mahalia Pearl, nn Malia.
You say: That's very unusual!
You think: Not bad, but not really great.

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This is my daughter, Lydian Charlotte, nn Lyda.
You say: That's interesting.
You think: What the hell is a Lydian?

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This is my daughter, Constance Inez, nn Connie.
You say: What a nice name.
You think: Yuck!

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This is my daughter, Jeanna Belrose.
You say: Hello, Jeanna
You think: What's a Belrose? And I loathe Jeanna.

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This is my daughter, Emmaline Aster, nn Emmie.
You say: That's a gorgeous name!
You think: But Emmeline would be so much better. And Aster is not good.

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This is my son, Malcolm Elijah, nn Mac.
You say: Elijah is a wonderful name!
You think: Too bad Malcom is NOT.

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This is my son, Ebenezer Vaughan, nn Ben.
You say: That's...unusual.
You think: *vomit* At least Ben is nice.

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This is my son, Westley Marcus, nn Wes.
You say: Hi, Wes!
You think: Yuck

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This is my son, Stuart Josiah, nn Stu.
You say: Oh, I love Josiah
You think: Too bad I hate Stuart

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This is my son, Elmer Obadiah, nn Elm. Yes, like the tree.
You say: That's interesting.
You think: In a bad way.

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These are my twin boys, Brock Everett and Brody Kyle.
You say: How...um, cute!
You think: NOT!

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These are my b/g twins, Caleb Andrew and Elisabeth Margaret, nn Elise.
You say: What absolutely GORGEOUS names!
You think: What absolutely GORGEOUS names!

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These are my twin girls, Elsa Lindelle and Priscilla Jessamine.
You say: Elsa is lovely, and Pricilla is certainly uncommon.
You think: I like Elsa and Jessamine...but the others? No.