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This is my daughter, Mahalia Pearl, nn Malia.
You say: Hi, Malia.
You think: Don't like Mahalia or Malia, but Pearl is good.

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This is my daughter, Lydian Charlotte, nn Lyda.
You say: Hello!
You think: Lydian!? What the...

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This is my daughter, Constance Inez, nn Connie.
You say: Hi, Connie!
You think: And I thought I would never hear the horrific name again.

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This is my daughter, Jeanna Belrose.
You say: Lovely...
You think: For a sewer rat.

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This is my daughter, Emmaline Aster, nn Emmie.
You say: What a great name!
You think: I'm gonna hurl.

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This is my son, Malcolm Elijah, nn Mac.
You say: Hiya, Mac!
You think: Why did you share Elijah with this behemoth of a name? Poor kid.

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This is my son, Ebenezer Vaughan, nn Ben.
You say: Hi, Ben!
You think: Don't tell anyone your real name.

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This is my son, Westley Marcus, nn Wes.
You say: Hi, Wes!
You think: Love the combination.

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This is my son, Stuart Josiah, nn Stu.
You say: Hey, Stu.
You think: Drop the nickname! Stuart is a great name, don't butcher it with Stu!

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This is my son, Elmer Obadiah, nn Elm. Yes, like the tree.
You say: Hi, Elm.
You think: Poor kid!

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These are my twin boys, Brock Everett and Brody Kyle.
You say: I like those names!
You think: But not for twins, idiot. Jeez, heard of BTN?

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These are my b/g twins, Caleb Andrew and Elisabeth Margaret, nn Elise.
You say: Hi!
You think: Heh, not bad.

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These are my twin girls, Elsa Lindelle and Priscilla Jessamine.
You say: What lovely names!
You think: MERCY!!!

This message was edited 3/17/2006, 9:18 PM