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HelpThis one will make you laugh!
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Username: bananarama
LN: Cruise
Name: Thomas
Age: 46
Occupation: actor
Interests: acting, Scientology, jumping on Oprah's couch
Disabilities: I'm not crazy! Honestly!
SO: Katie
Age: 30
Occupation: actress
Interests: acting, hanging with Tom and Suri
Disabilities: None
Children: (biological or adopted; names, ages, interests, disabilities)
Name: Suri
Age: 2
Interests: Private
Disabilities: None
2 other adopted kids - but they're not important!
Others living with you (who and what is their relation?): No one
Pets (species, other information): Who cares?
Hometown: Rich neighborhood
House type: Huge house
Land owned: Lots
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: Private
Languages spoken: English
Religion: Scientology
Misc.: We are NOT weirdos! Get over it!
Adoptee(s):
Number of children you’d like to adopt (max 7): 2
Genders: Both
Ages (nb-19): nb-5
Nationality/Country of origin: USA
Language preference: English
Religion preference: Any, but they'll be Scientologists once we get ahold of them!
Will you accept:
-Children with pets (what kind?): No
-Siblings?: Yes
-Friends?: No
-Disabilities? (kinds and severities): No
-Multiples?: Twins only
-Pregnant teen/teen mother?: No
-Baby's father/teen father?: No
Will you allow them to stay in contact with non-abusive parents?: No, closed adoption.
Other: We would prefer a child with dead or abusive parents.
LN: Cruise
Name: Thomas
Age: 46
Occupation: actor
Interests: acting, Scientology, jumping on Oprah's couch
Disabilities: I'm not crazy! Honestly!
SO: Katie
Age: 30
Occupation: actress
Interests: acting, hanging with Tom and Suri
Disabilities: None
Children: (biological or adopted; names, ages, interests, disabilities)
Name: Suri
Age: 2
Interests: Private
Disabilities: None
2 other adopted kids - but they're not important!
Others living with you (who and what is their relation?): No one
Pets (species, other information): Who cares?
Hometown: Rich neighborhood
House type: Huge house
Land owned: Lots
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: Private
Languages spoken: English
Religion: Scientology
Misc.: We are NOT weirdos! Get over it!
Adoptee(s):
Number of children you’d like to adopt (max 7): 2
Genders: Both
Ages (nb-19): nb-5
Nationality/Country of origin: USA
Language preference: English
Religion preference: Any, but they'll be Scientologists once we get ahold of them!
Will you accept:
-Children with pets (what kind?): No
-Siblings?: Yes
-Friends?: No
-Disabilities? (kinds and severities): No
-Multiples?: Twins only
-Pregnant teen/teen mother?: No
-Baby's father/teen father?: No
Will you allow them to stay in contact with non-abusive parents?: No, closed adoption.
Other: We would prefer a child with dead or abusive parents.
This message was edited 12/17/2008, 1:34 PM
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Welcome John and Jane!
John Doe is a 4-year-old boy from Pasadena, California. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He was taken away from his parents because they were abusing him. He likes dogs, dinosaurs, and cars.
Jane Doe is John's 2-year-old sister. She looks like her brother. She likes coloring and making messes.
John Doe is a 4-year-old boy from Pasadena, California. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He was taken away from his parents because they were abusing him. He likes dogs, dinosaurs, and cars.
Jane Doe is John's 2-year-old sister. She looks like her brother. She likes coloring and making messes.
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Mwahahaha!
John and Jane are now named Thomas "Tom" Jr. and Thomasina "Tommie". They love Suri and play with her. They are now full-fledged Scientologists, like is! Tom Jr and Tommie like to jump on the couch - just like Daddy!
Nicole Kidman IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THEM! They are ours and Xenu's property.
Yours truly,
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
John and Jane are now named Thomas "Tom" Jr. and Thomasina "Tommie". They love Suri and play with her. They are now full-fledged Scientologists, like is! Tom Jr and Tommie like to jump on the couch - just like Daddy!
Nicole Kidman IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THEM! They are ours and Xenu's property.
Yours truly,
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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