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HelpWelcome John and Jane!
in reply to a message by bananarama
John Doe is a 4-year-old boy from Pasadena, California. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He was taken away from his parents because they were abusing him. He likes dogs, dinosaurs, and cars.
Jane Doe is John's 2-year-old sister. She looks like her brother. She likes coloring and making messes.
Jane Doe is John's 2-year-old sister. She looks like her brother. She likes coloring and making messes.
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Mwahahaha!
John and Jane are now named Thomas "Tom" Jr. and Thomasina "Tommie". They love Suri and play with her. They are now full-fledged Scientologists, like is! Tom Jr and Tommie like to jump on the couch - just like Daddy!
Nicole Kidman IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THEM! They are ours and Xenu's property.
Yours truly,
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
John and Jane are now named Thomas "Tom" Jr. and Thomasina "Tommie". They love Suri and play with her. They are now full-fledged Scientologists, like is! Tom Jr and Tommie like to jump on the couch - just like Daddy!
Nicole Kidman IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THEM! They are ours and Xenu's property.
Yours truly,
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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