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Here's a NTNB that may be a little unsettling to some, but I did it to be funny. It is only one round.
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD:
Bernard has divorced his wife of 40 years. Soon after, he hooked up with Tina, a woman nearly that many years younger. He has four grown children whose names aren't listed here because they refuse to talk to him. Now Bernard and Tina are having a baby together. They have not said what the sex is. For the FN, think of a name that is ridiculous. For the MN, use a name that is tryndeigh.
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD:
William, a divorced man with three grown children, has recently married Kimberly, who is a lot younger than him. They are expecting a daughter together. They want a popular FN and a classic MN.
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS:
Ronald is a grumpy old businessman. He has four children from previous marriages. He ditched his second wife for a mail-order bride from Russia. Now they are married and expecting a boy. Ronald wants something that is extremely snobby or pretentious. If you want, use as many as eight names.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD:
Diego is a creepy old Spanish man. He already has adult children, not to mention granchildren and great-grandchildren! But after he divorced his first wife, who later died, he hooked up with Mindy. They had a child when Diego was 88. Now he is 90 and dying. His wife will give birth after he dies. The name of the resulting girl is your choice.
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Liked it? The third one was a reference to "The Donald". The last one was a reference to Julio Iglesias' father (and thus Enrique's grandfather), who died at 90 a few years ago and, not long before he died, his wife said she was expecting a baby. The baby, a girl, was born seven months later.
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD:
Bernard has divorced his wife of 40 years. Soon after, he hooked up with Tina, a woman nearly that many years younger. He has four grown children whose names aren't listed here because they refuse to talk to him. Now Bernard and Tina are having a baby together. They have not said what the sex is. For the FN, think of a name that is ridiculous. For the MN, use a name that is tryndeigh.
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD:
William, a divorced man with three grown children, has recently married Kimberly, who is a lot younger than him. They are expecting a daughter together. They want a popular FN and a classic MN.
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS:
Ronald is a grumpy old businessman. He has four children from previous marriages. He ditched his second wife for a mail-order bride from Russia. Now they are married and expecting a boy. Ronald wants something that is extremely snobby or pretentious. If you want, use as many as eight names.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD:
Diego is a creepy old Spanish man. He already has adult children, not to mention granchildren and great-grandchildren! But after he divorced his first wife, who later died, he hooked up with Mindy. They had a child when Diego was 88. Now he is 90 and dying. His wife will give birth after he dies. The name of the resulting girl is your choice.
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Liked it? The third one was a reference to "The Donald". The last one was a reference to Julio Iglesias' father (and thus Enrique's grandfather), who died at 90 a few years ago and, not long before he died, his wife said she was expecting a baby. The baby, a girl, was born seven months later.
This message was edited 11/25/2008, 5:14 PM
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Winners and runner-ups.
This was tough. I read all of them with loud laughter!
Winners:
Foxy Jaydyn (Mar) / Princess Destiny (CuteCat)
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Emily Elizabeth (Nikki)
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Count Halsten Amedeo Tiberius Jean-Michel Hans Innokentiy Anatolius Basil Valentino Lothair Maurice Frederick Charles -- "Halsten" (Veronica) - Absolutely hilarious!
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Josefina Diego (She really "loved" her hubby) (Sarah Kate)
Honorary runner-ups:
Pencil Brogan (guest33)
Sarah Felicity (Akua Topaz)
Willoughby Charlton James Rupert Henry (Pink Princess)
Athanasia Ultima (Mar)
This was tough. I read all of them with loud laughter!
Winners:
Foxy Jaydyn (Mar) / Princess Destiny (CuteCat)
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Emily Elizabeth (Nikki)
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Count Halsten Amedeo Tiberius Jean-Michel Hans Innokentiy Anatolius Basil Valentino Lothair Maurice Frederick Charles -- "Halsten" (Veronica) - Absolutely hilarious!
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Josefina Diego (She really "loved" her hubby) (Sarah Kate)
Honorary runner-ups:
Pencil Brogan (guest33)
Sarah Felicity (Akua Topaz)
Willoughby Charlton James Rupert Henry (Pink Princess)
Athanasia Ultima (Mar)
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Pencil Brogan "Penn" / Story Mikhaylah
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Camille
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Barret Edward Madison Geoffrey Sterling Prince
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Isabella Mae
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Pencil Brogan "Penn" / Story Mikhaylah
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Camille
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Barret Edward Madison Geoffrey Sterling Prince
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Isabella Mae
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Gravy Jayde or Foxy Jaydyn
Bernard has divorced his wife of 40 years. Soon after, he hooked up with Tina, a woman nearly that many years younger. He has four grown children whose names aren't listed here because they refuse to talk to him. Now Bernard and Tina are having a baby together. They have not said what the sex is. For the FN, think of a name that is ridiculous. For the MN, use a name that is tryndeigh.
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Isabella Juliet
William, a divorced man with three grown children, has recently married Kimberly, who is a lot younger than him. They are expecting a daughter together. They want a popular FN and a classic MN.
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Gregory Meriwether Peregrine Armand
Ronald is a grumpy old businessman. He has four children from previous marriages. He ditched his second wife for a mail-order bride from Russia. Now they are married and expecting a boy. Ronald wants something that is extremely snobby or pretentious. If you want, use as many as eight names.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Gravy Jayde or Foxy Jaydyn
Bernard has divorced his wife of 40 years. Soon after, he hooked up with Tina, a woman nearly that many years younger. He has four grown children whose names aren't listed here because they refuse to talk to him. Now Bernard and Tina are having a baby together. They have not said what the sex is. For the FN, think of a name that is ridiculous. For the MN, use a name that is tryndeigh.
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Isabella Juliet
William, a divorced man with three grown children, has recently married Kimberly, who is a lot younger than him. They are expecting a daughter together. They want a popular FN and a classic MN.
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Gregory Meriwether Peregrine Armand
Ronald is a grumpy old businessman. He has four children from previous marriages. He ditched his second wife for a mail-order bride from Russia. Now they are married and expecting a boy. Ronald wants something that is extremely snobby or pretentious. If you want, use as many as eight names.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
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LN: White.
DH (72) Bernard Cecil
DW (34) Tina Marie
DS or DD: Prince Joeseff or Princess Emmaleigh
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LN: Morrison
DH (58) William Joseph
DW (26) Kimberly Sarah
DD: Ava Charotte
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LN: Frump
DH (62) Ronald
DW (31) Svetlana
DS: Charles Oliver Dylan James Rhys
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LN: Iglesias
DH (90) Diego Jose
DW (36) Mindy Ellen
DS (2) Kaden Bruce
DD: Ruby Liliana
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DH (72) Bernard Cecil
DW (34) Tina Marie
DS or DD: Prince Joeseff or Princess Emmaleigh
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LN: Morrison
DH (58) William Joseph
DW (26) Kimberly Sarah
DD: Ava Charotte
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LN: Frump
DH (62) Ronald
DW (31) Svetlana
DS: Charles Oliver Dylan James Rhys
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LN: Iglesias
DH (90) Diego Jose
DW (36) Mindy Ellen
DS (2) Kaden Bruce
DD: Ruby Liliana
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Princess Destiny / Diesel Logan
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Charlotte
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Charles Maxwell Aurelius Damian Ambrose
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kate Brianna
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Princess Destiny / Diesel Logan
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Charlotte
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Charles Maxwell Aurelius Damian Ambrose
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kate Brianna
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil
DW: Tina Marie
DS or DD: Triumph Ayden or Perfect Kaitlyn
LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph
DW: Kimberly Sarah
DD: Isabella Rose
LN: Frump
DH: Ronald
DW: Svetlana
DS: Reginald Solomon Lucius Wilhelm Julius Nero
LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose
DW: Mindy Ellen
DS: Kaden Bruce
DD: Vida Josephine Diega (because Vida means life in Spanish!)
DH: Bernard Cecil
DW: Tina Marie
DS or DD: Triumph Ayden or Perfect Kaitlyn
LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph
DW: Kimberly Sarah
DD: Isabella Rose
LN: Frump
DH: Ronald
DW: Svetlana
DS: Reginald Solomon Lucius Wilhelm Julius Nero
LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose
DW: Mindy Ellen
DS: Kaden Bruce
DD: Vida Josephine Diega (because Vida means life in Spanish!)
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LOL :)
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Husky Jaymz or Honeysuckle Maddeighsyn
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Katherine
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Oscar Ferdinand William Theodore Richard Henry
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Ella Jodie
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Husky Jaymz or Honeysuckle Maddeighsyn
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Katherine
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Oscar Ferdinand William Theodore Richard Henry
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Ella Jodie
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Trigger Die'Shawne or Indiaheaven Zydneigh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Emily Elizabeth
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Prince Caspian Ronald Alexander Hugh
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Nevaeh Mercy
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Trigger Die'Shawne or Indiaheaven Zydneigh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Emily Elizabeth
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Prince Caspian Ronald Alexander Hugh
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Nevaeh Mercy
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Raiden Devyn / Princess Skyleighyanah Nevaeh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Makayla Victoria
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Count Halsten Amedeo Tiberius Jean-Michel Hans Innokentiy Anatolius Basil Valentino Lothair Maurice Frederick Charles -- "Halsten"
Sorry, I just couldn't stop at only eight.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Peytyn Josee
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Raiden Devyn / Princess Skyleighyanah Nevaeh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Makayla Victoria
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Count Halsten Amedeo Tiberius Jean-Michel Hans Innokentiy Anatolius Basil Valentino Lothair Maurice Frederick Charles -- "Halsten"
Sorry, I just couldn't stop at only eight.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Peytyn Josee
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That was in bad taste and so much fun!
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Sandford Loucus or Braelyn Izabellah
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Louise
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Willoughby Charlton James Rupert Henry
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kristyl Diamond
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Sandford Loucus or Braelyn Izabellah
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Louise
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Willoughby Charlton James Rupert Henry
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kristyl Diamond
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Absolutely Hilarious!
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Bucket Jo’NaThen or Flopsy Jinneffir
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Emma Caroline
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Royal Kingston Chadwick Brighton Thor
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Freedom Delicia
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Bucket Jo’NaThen or Flopsy Jinneffir
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Emma Caroline
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Royal Kingston Chadwick Brighton Thor
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Freedom Delicia
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Diamondique Harley or Beavis Jaedyn
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Maya Adeline
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Viscount Arthur Leopold Edward Olivier Tennyson Nigel Ward
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Victoria Kylee
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LMAO
Did you write these?
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Salamander Kaysynne or Submarina Makayleigh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Sarah Felicity
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Sterling Montgomery Baron Aurelius Jasper
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: My Heavenleigh Angylle Diego Jose I Luv Yoo 4Ever
Did you write these?
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Salamander Kaysynne or Submarina Makayleigh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Sarah Felicity
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Sterling Montgomery Baron Aurelius Jasper
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: My Heavenleigh Angylle Diego Jose I Luv Yoo 4Ever
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Ghetto Jaeden or Ipoda Nevayah
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Katherine
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: George Robert Kurtis Michael Gregory Wilson Jonathan Paul
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kaley Ellen
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Ghetto Jaeden or Ipoda Nevayah
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Katherine
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: George Robert Kurtis Michael Gregory Wilson Jonathan Paul
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kaley Ellen
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This is fabulous!
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Chipmunk Jawshoea "Chippie" or Sissie Da'teeffa
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Elizabeth (Not to bad!)
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Humphrey Beauregard Lucian Amadeus
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Josefina Diego (She really "loved" her hubby)
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD: Chipmunk Jawshoea "Chippie" or Sissie Da'teeffa
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Ava Elizabeth (Not to bad!)
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Humphrey Beauregard Lucian Amadeus
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Josefina Diego (She really "loved" her hubby)
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Mwahahaha!
Your comments were a riot! The second one was intended as a normal one to give you a break from all the hysterical laughter. The fourth one made me laugh so hard I almost choked! I LOVED how you put "loved" in quotations!
Your comments were a riot! The second one was intended as a normal one to give you a break from all the hysterical laughter. The fourth one made me laugh so hard I almost choked! I LOVED how you put "loved" in quotations!
This message was edited 11/25/2008, 5:33 PM
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Thanks! I know I am talented! :)
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Mine.
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DD: Miracle Haegh-Leigh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Sarah Elizabeth
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Narcissus Montgomery Carrington Horatio Zeus Maximus Ronald
What a mouthful.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kayla Jennifer
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Couldn't stop laughing at this one. The parody of Donald Trump made me nearly fall out of my chair.
LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DD: Miracle Haegh-Leigh
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD: Sarah Elizabeth
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS: Narcissus Montgomery Carrington Horatio Zeus Maximus Ronald
What a mouthful.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD: Kayla Jennifer
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Couldn't stop laughing at this one. The parody of Donald Trump made me nearly fall out of my chair.
This message was edited 11/25/2008, 5:24 PM
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