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HelpMay-December NTNB
Here's a NTNB that may be a little unsettling to some, but I did it to be funny. It is only one round.
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD:
Bernard has divorced his wife of 40 years. Soon after, he hooked up with Tina, a woman nearly that many years younger. He has four grown children whose names aren't listed here because they refuse to talk to him. Now Bernard and Tina are having a baby together. They have not said what the sex is. For the FN, think of a name that is ridiculous. For the MN, use a name that is tryndeigh.
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD:
William, a divorced man with three grown children, has recently married Kimberly, who is a lot younger than him. They are expecting a daughter together. They want a popular FN and a classic MN.
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS:
Ronald is a grumpy old businessman. He has four children from previous marriages. He ditched his second wife for a mail-order bride from Russia. Now they are married and expecting a boy. Ronald wants something that is extremely snobby or pretentious. If you want, use as many as eight names.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD:
Diego is a creepy old Spanish man. He already has adult children, not to mention granchildren and great-grandchildren! But after he divorced his first wife, who later died, he hooked up with Mindy. They had a child when Diego was 88. Now he is 90 and dying. His wife will give birth after he dies. The name of the resulting girl is your choice.
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Liked it? The third one was a reference to "The Donald". The last one was a reference to Julio Iglesias' father (and thus Enrique's grandfather), who died at 90 a few years ago and, not long before he died, his wife said she was expecting a baby. The baby, a girl, was born seven months later.
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LN: White
DH: Bernard Cecil (72)
DW: Tina Marie (34)
DS or DD:
Bernard has divorced his wife of 40 years. Soon after, he hooked up with Tina, a woman nearly that many years younger. He has four grown children whose names aren't listed here because they refuse to talk to him. Now Bernard and Tina are having a baby together. They have not said what the sex is. For the FN, think of a name that is ridiculous. For the MN, use a name that is tryndeigh.
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LN: Morrison
DH: William Joseph (58)
DW: Kimberly Sarah (26)
DD:
William, a divorced man with three grown children, has recently married Kimberly, who is a lot younger than him. They are expecting a daughter together. They want a popular FN and a classic MN.
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LN: Frump
DH: Ronald (62)
DW: Svetlana (31)
DS:
Ronald is a grumpy old businessman. He has four children from previous marriages. He ditched his second wife for a mail-order bride from Russia. Now they are married and expecting a boy. Ronald wants something that is extremely snobby or pretentious. If you want, use as many as eight names.
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LN: Iglesias
DH: Diego Jose (90)
DW: Mindy Ellen (36)
DS: Kaden Bruce (2)
DD:
Diego is a creepy old Spanish man. He already has adult children, not to mention granchildren and great-grandchildren! But after he divorced his first wife, who later died, he hooked up with Mindy. They had a child when Diego was 88. Now he is 90 and dying. His wife will give birth after he dies. The name of the resulting girl is your choice.
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Liked it? The third one was a reference to "The Donald". The last one was a reference to Julio Iglesias' father (and thus Enrique's grandfather), who died at 90 a few years ago and, not long before he died, his wife said she was expecting a baby. The baby, a girl, was born seven months later.
This message was edited 11/25/2008, 5:14 PM
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