I'm taking
Fernando because it reminds me too much of the ABBA song of the same name, and
Francisco because it makes me think of the 16th century conquistador Pizzaro (and that's certainly not a very positive connection).
That leaves:
FrancoFranklinFrederick
"I like this phrase, 'pleasure calculus.' Is it truly as erotic as advertised?"
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