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In this day and age of celebrities naming their kids absolutely horrific and embarrassing things, I thought, why not make a CAF of it? I've thrown in some names that were actually given to the poor children, and some are just of my own invention.

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Feel free to be as ridiculous as you'd like -- meaning you can change the spellings, insert useless apostrophes, and capitalize letters randomly.

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DH:
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DS:
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Boys: Alfalfa, Alligator, America, Argyle, Astro, Audio, Banjo, Blanket, Bubba, Buccaneer, Canoe, Captain, Cassanova, Cavalier, Cruz, Dijon, Dingo, Dweezil, Grocery, Jermajesty, Knick, Legend, Lettuce, Manchester, Mohawk, Nascar, Novice, Oreo, Patriot, Pirate, Pluto, Racecar, Racer, Raider, Ranger, Raptor, Rebel, Rocket, Rogue, Rolex, Romeo, Satchel, Scat, Science, Sedan, Stetson, Toto, Turquoise, Veto, Volvo, Whitebread, Wizard, Yankee, Ziggy

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Girls: Amazon, Anaconda, Apple, Blessing, Boo, Celestial, Cookie, Cupcake, Dixie, Dot, Enigma, Fancy, Fifi, Flower, Grape, Gucci, Hallelujah, Harmonica, Honeydew, Izzy, Jazz, Jersey, Kiwi, Koala, Latrine, Jakarta, Maccabee, Marmalade, Marvelous, Messiah, Money, Moon Unit, Moxie, Muffin, Musique, Mystery, Panda, Peaches, Peanut, Pebble, Pookie, Puma, Rainbow, Shellsea, Sincere, Sunshine, Switzerland, Tequila, Treasure, Unique, Vegas, Venus