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Edwin, - sounds like that geeky nerd.
Edmund, - sounds like a messed up Edward
Adolphus, - sounds like a kid saying 'A Dolphin!'
Alphonse, - Sounds like 'Al fondles'.
Albert, - Burt has too many annoying namesakes
Alfred, - have you ever met an Alfred that doesnt have a runny nose?
Claude, - yeah, give your kid a name that means 'Lame'. Way to go, dad
William, - Bill Clinton is a GREAT namesake!
Jasper, - Gasping for air
Oscar, - the grouch!
Peter, - Its like naming your kid Dick.
Richard, - Dick.
Frederick, - Freddy vs. Jason?
Vincent, - name of a guy who cut off his ear. Another great namesake
Henry, - Divorce in his future?
Samuel, - a common, blah name
Raleigh, - You may love Sir Walter, but Raleigh is a bit far, no?
Alexander, - He had a relationship with his mother.
Theodore, - He will be forever known as the Teddy Bear
Gideon, - Sounds like "Giddy One"
Bennett, - 'Bent it' or 'Benthic'.
Mitchell, - Has hell right in it
Charles, - that loser the Prince of Wales?
Maurice, - reminds me of hte Pants man
Joseph, - How terribly unique!
Julian / Julius, - Caesar got stabbed by the Senate.
Ariel, - yep, right after a mermaid
Philip, - the loser the Duke of Edinburgh?
Abraham, - Nearly sacrificed his sons- both of them
Noah, - And if he hates animals or boats?
Solomon, - Polygamy. Have fun with the Queen of Sheba
Nathanael, - this was the name of a slightly overwieght kid n our class, who was not only annoying, but wore his kindergatener brother's pants to picture day by mistake. Not Pretty.
Israel, - Bomb! Suicide! Jesus Walked there!
Augustus, - yeah, way to Make the beautiful romance between Antony and Cleopatra end, you freaking stalker
Victor, - what if he looses?
Raphael, - Palmiero. This guy lied abut doing steroids in Baseball
Walter, - Wall.
Virgil - sounds like 'Virgin'. His poems stunk.
Female
Josephine, - yeah, that old hag Napoleon divorced (jk. I love her :))
Charlotte/Caroline/
Carolina, - Harlot, Caroline sounds like a hick from Alabama, Carolina is a state (I know, that doesn't apply to you)
Isobel/Isabel, - don't use unless your Scottish, Don't use unless your Spanish/ Wya overused nonetheless
Audrey, Wore too much lace, had thraot cancer, and inspired the word tawdry.
Genevieve, - I hate it when 'G' sounds like a 'J'
Ada, Adele, - yeah... and then?
Florence, - the old lady in the Sunn Springs Nursing home?
Christine, - and if she decides not to be a christian?
Sylvia, - too many stuck up reporters. Bound to get lost in the woods
Teresa/Terese/
Theresa/Therese, - sounds like "Grease"
Helena, - why d you need an a? Is Helen not good enough for you?
Sophia, - I can't bash this. I love it too much
Claudette, Claudia - lame.
Paulette, - why are you tryng SO hard to force a girls name out of Paul?
Cecily, - blind. and Sicily.
Mary, Marina, Mariana, Miriam, - Old fahioned, boring, and Marina Duchess of Kent was a first class B**** according to her SIL's
Alexandra, - shot in EKaterineburg. I love the name so, no more bashing
Victoria, - Queen Victoria was fat, haughty, and trying to get her grandchildren to marry amongst eachother.
Nina, - sounds like a stripper. Whats her real name?
Leah, - The wife that Jacob hated. And the one that bore too many children.
Evelyn, - Eve and Lyn. how creative
Beatrice, - sounds like someone with lots of knots in their hair
Amalia, - a-MAHL-yah? I'll maul yah?
Mathilde, - well, some stupid person will say it 'ma-THEELD', and it will sound like a large wiking warrior woman.
Irene, - Sounds like "I ran" with a funny accent
Blanche, - white in French. what a STUPID idea
Elise, - over used, over used, over used
Esther, - Old people!
Gabrielle, - a trendy 90's name
Lucie / Lucy, - a petite 40's girl.
Hannah, - over used, made trendy
Lydia, - 'Lid' is all I hear
Olivia, - trendy, Olives. Green Olives are gross
Patricia, - Old people
Roselle, - Rose and elle, another ingenius combination
Estella, Estelle, - sounds like "I stole"
Alice, - "lice" right in the name
Andrea, - means 'man'. Very 80's
Augusta, - married her cousin Georgie, and it sounds like a month name
Bernadette, - says "burn", and it was the name of the girl who say visions at the puddle...
Camilla - That slut? Yes, a womanwho is losing her teeth, has ugly hair, and broke up a marriage.
Clementine, - its a fruit, Jesus.
Constance, - She'll always be the same to you, no need for a name to prove it
Daphne - How the heck, is 'ne' NEE? Fetch me a shubbery while your at it
Dorothea / Theodora - Dorothea went over the rainbow. Theodora sounds so forced from Theodore
Dulcie - sounds like a fancy Ice Cream
Emilia, wow, You added an a to Emily. Reallll creative
Eugenia, - Eugene is too nerdy, Eugenis is forced. Queen Victoria Eugenia had blood all over her wedding dress.
Frances, - Jeez. How old persony.
Georgia, - name of a state. With Southern People in it
Harriet, Henrietta, - Harry!
Honora, - How corny. What if she's a lying cheat?
Ingrid, - Are you Norse?
Jean, Jeanine, - Old Person.
Joyce - ReJOYCE! and be glad. Blessed are you, Holy are you,... oops.. too much time in Mass
Madeleine, - the girl who couldn't shutup
Martha, - sounds like a maid
Millicent, -
Mina,
Octavia - Octave on a piano?
Philippa, - Writer of Lord of the Rings (movie), sounds forced from Philip
Rosalind, old. person. What the Hell? WHy do you like names of Old people??
Rosamund,
Rosanna - Rose and Anna. Hooray for stupid combinations
Rosemarie, Rosemary,- its the name of an Herb.
Susannah - Oh Susannah! Now don't you cry on me, cuz I went to Alabama with a banjo on my Knee
Wilhelmina, Willa, - too many letters
Winifred - old people Strike back!
Edwin, - sounds like that geeky nerd.
Edmund, - sounds like a messed up Edward
Adolphus, - sounds like a kid saying 'A Dolphin!'
Alphonse, - Sounds like 'Al fondles'.
Albert, - Burt has too many annoying namesakes
Alfred, - have you ever met an Alfred that doesnt have a runny nose?
Claude, - yeah, give your kid a name that means 'Lame'. Way to go, dad
William, - Bill Clinton is a GREAT namesake!
Jasper, - Gasping for air
Oscar, - the grouch!
Peter, - Its like naming your kid Dick.
Richard, - Dick.
Frederick, - Freddy vs. Jason?
Vincent, - name of a guy who cut off his ear. Another great namesake
Henry, - Divorce in his future?
Samuel, - a common, blah name
Raleigh, - You may love Sir Walter, but Raleigh is a bit far, no?
Alexander, - He had a relationship with his mother.
Theodore, - He will be forever known as the Teddy Bear
Gideon, - Sounds like "Giddy One"
Bennett, - 'Bent it' or 'Benthic'.
Mitchell, - Has hell right in it
Charles, - that loser the Prince of Wales?
Maurice, - reminds me of hte Pants man
Joseph, - How terribly unique!
Julian / Julius, - Caesar got stabbed by the Senate.
Ariel, - yep, right after a mermaid
Philip, - the loser the Duke of Edinburgh?
Abraham, - Nearly sacrificed his sons- both of them
Noah, - And if he hates animals or boats?
Solomon, - Polygamy. Have fun with the Queen of Sheba
Nathanael, - this was the name of a slightly overwieght kid n our class, who was not only annoying, but wore his kindergatener brother's pants to picture day by mistake. Not Pretty.
Israel, - Bomb! Suicide! Jesus Walked there!
Augustus, - yeah, way to Make the beautiful romance between Antony and Cleopatra end, you freaking stalker
Victor, - what if he looses?
Raphael, - Palmiero. This guy lied abut doing steroids in Baseball
Walter, - Wall.
Virgil - sounds like 'Virgin'. His poems stunk.
Female
Josephine, - yeah, that old hag Napoleon divorced (jk. I love her :))
Charlotte/Caroline/
Carolina, - Harlot, Caroline sounds like a hick from Alabama, Carolina is a state (I know, that doesn't apply to you)
Isobel/Isabel, - don't use unless your Scottish, Don't use unless your Spanish/ Wya overused nonetheless
Audrey, Wore too much lace, had thraot cancer, and inspired the word tawdry.
Genevieve, - I hate it when 'G' sounds like a 'J'
Ada, Adele, - yeah... and then?
Florence, - the old lady in the Sunn Springs Nursing home?
Christine, - and if she decides not to be a christian?
Sylvia, - too many stuck up reporters. Bound to get lost in the woods
Teresa/Terese/
Theresa/Therese, - sounds like "Grease"
Helena, - why d you need an a? Is Helen not good enough for you?
Sophia, - I can't bash this. I love it too much
Claudette, Claudia - lame.
Paulette, - why are you tryng SO hard to force a girls name out of Paul?
Cecily, - blind. and Sicily.
Mary, Marina, Mariana, Miriam, - Old fahioned, boring, and Marina Duchess of Kent was a first class B**** according to her SIL's
Alexandra, - shot in EKaterineburg. I love the name so, no more bashing
Victoria, - Queen Victoria was fat, haughty, and trying to get her grandchildren to marry amongst eachother.
Nina, - sounds like a stripper. Whats her real name?
Leah, - The wife that Jacob hated. And the one that bore too many children.
Evelyn, - Eve and Lyn. how creative
Beatrice, - sounds like someone with lots of knots in their hair
Amalia, - a-MAHL-yah? I'll maul yah?
Mathilde, - well, some stupid person will say it 'ma-THEELD', and it will sound like a large wiking warrior woman.
Irene, - Sounds like "I ran" with a funny accent
Blanche, - white in French. what a STUPID idea
Elise, - over used, over used, over used
Esther, - Old people!
Gabrielle, - a trendy 90's name
Lucie / Lucy, - a petite 40's girl.
Hannah, - over used, made trendy
Lydia, - 'Lid' is all I hear
Olivia, - trendy, Olives. Green Olives are gross
Patricia, - Old people
Roselle, - Rose and elle, another ingenius combination
Estella, Estelle, - sounds like "I stole"
Alice, - "lice" right in the name
Andrea, - means 'man'. Very 80's
Augusta, - married her cousin Georgie, and it sounds like a month name
Bernadette, - says "burn", and it was the name of the girl who say visions at the puddle...
Camilla - That slut? Yes, a womanwho is losing her teeth, has ugly hair, and broke up a marriage.
Clementine, - its a fruit, Jesus.
Constance, - She'll always be the same to you, no need for a name to prove it
Daphne - How the heck, is 'ne' NEE? Fetch me a shubbery while your at it
Dorothea / Theodora - Dorothea went over the rainbow. Theodora sounds so forced from Theodore
Dulcie - sounds like a fancy Ice Cream
Emilia, wow, You added an a to Emily. Reallll creative
Eugenia, - Eugene is too nerdy, Eugenis is forced. Queen Victoria Eugenia had blood all over her wedding dress.
Frances, - Jeez. How old persony.
Georgia, - name of a state. With Southern People in it
Harriet, Henrietta, - Harry!
Honora, - How corny. What if she's a lying cheat?
Ingrid, - Are you Norse?
Jean, Jeanine, - Old Person.
Joyce - ReJOYCE! and be glad. Blessed are you, Holy are you,... oops.. too much time in Mass
Madeleine, - the girl who couldn't shutup
Martha, - sounds like a maid
Millicent, -
Mina,
Octavia - Octave on a piano?
Philippa, - Writer of Lord of the Rings (movie), sounds forced from Philip
Rosalind, old. person. What the Hell? WHy do you like names of Old people??
Rosamund,
Rosanna - Rose and Anna. Hooray for stupid combinations
Rosemarie, Rosemary,- its the name of an Herb.
Susannah - Oh Susannah! Now don't you cry on me, cuz I went to Alabama with a banjo on my Knee
Wilhelmina, Willa, - too many letters
Winifred - old people Strike back!
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