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Male
Edwin,
Edmund,
Adolphus,
Alphonse,
Albert,
Alfred,
Claude,
William,
Jasper,
Oscar,
Peter,
Richard,
Frederick,
Vincent,
Henry,
Samuel,
Raleigh,
Alexander,
Theodore,
Gideon,
Bennett,
Mitchell,
Charles,
Maurice,
Joseph,
Julian / Julius,
Ariel,
Philip,
Abraham,
Noah,
Solomon,
Nathanael,
Israel,
Augustus,
Victor,
Raphael,
Walter,
Virgil
Female
Josephine,
Charlotte/Caroline/
Carolina,
Isobel/Isabel,
Audrey,
Genevieve,
Ada, Adele,
Florence,
Christine,
Sylvia,
Teresa/Terese/
Theresa/Therese,
Helena,
Sophia,
Claudette, Claudia
Paulette,
Cecily,
Mary, Marina, Mariana, Miriam,
Alexandra,
Victoria,
Nina,
Leah,
Evelyn,
Beatrice,
Amalia,
Mathilde,
Irene,
Blanche,
Elise,
Esther,
Gabrielle,
Lucie / Lucy,
Hannah,
Lydia,
Olivia,
Patricia,
Roselle,
Estella, Estelle,
Alice,
Andrea,
Augusta,
Bernadette,
Camilla
Clementine,
Constance,
Daphne
Dorothea / Theodora
Dulcie
Emilia,
Eugenia,
Frances,
Georgia,
Harriet, Henrietta,
Honora,
Ingrid,
Jean, Jeanine,
Joyce
Madeleine,
Martha,
Millicent,
Mina,
Octavia
Philippa,
Rosalind,
Rosamund,
Rosanna
Rosemarie, Rosemary, Susannah
Wilhelmina, Willa,
Winifred
Edwin,
Edmund,
Adolphus,
Alphonse,
Albert,
Alfred,
Claude,
William,
Jasper,
Oscar,
Peter,
Richard,
Frederick,
Vincent,
Henry,
Samuel,
Raleigh,
Alexander,
Theodore,
Gideon,
Bennett,
Mitchell,
Charles,
Maurice,
Joseph,
Julian / Julius,
Ariel,
Philip,
Abraham,
Noah,
Solomon,
Nathanael,
Israel,
Augustus,
Victor,
Raphael,
Walter,
Virgil
Female
Josephine,
Charlotte/Caroline/
Carolina,
Isobel/Isabel,
Audrey,
Genevieve,
Ada, Adele,
Florence,
Christine,
Sylvia,
Teresa/Terese/
Theresa/Therese,
Helena,
Sophia,
Claudette, Claudia
Paulette,
Cecily,
Mary, Marina, Mariana, Miriam,
Alexandra,
Victoria,
Nina,
Leah,
Evelyn,
Beatrice,
Amalia,
Mathilde,
Irene,
Blanche,
Elise,
Esther,
Gabrielle,
Lucie / Lucy,
Hannah,
Lydia,
Olivia,
Patricia,
Roselle,
Estella, Estelle,
Alice,
Andrea,
Augusta,
Bernadette,
Camilla
Clementine,
Constance,
Daphne
Dorothea / Theodora
Dulcie
Emilia,
Eugenia,
Frances,
Georgia,
Harriet, Henrietta,
Honora,
Ingrid,
Jean, Jeanine,
Joyce
Madeleine,
Martha,
Millicent,
Mina,
Octavia
Philippa,
Rosalind,
Rosamund,
Rosanna
Rosemarie, Rosemary, Susannah
Wilhelmina, Willa,
Winifred
Replies
The following names are ugly and no baby ever deserves to be named them:
Edwin: ugly
Edmund: ugly
Adolphus: ugly
Alphonse: ugly
Albert: makes me think of burp
Alfred: Al is just an ugly prefex
Claude: makes me think of a crab and its ugly
Jasper: dogs name
Oscar: the grouch
Peter: ugly ugly ugly
Richard: see Peter
Raleigh: a place in North Carolina
Theodore: dee Peter
Mitchell: see Peter
Charles: too many ugly nn's
Maurice: makes me think of a greasy fat man
Ariel: a girls names and a fish
Philip: the uglyest name there is
Abraham: Lincoln
Solomon: ugly
Israel: ugly ugly ugly right there with Peter
Victor: ewww its just so... ugly
Raphael: sounds stupid
Walter: goes with Raleigh together they make a person
Virgil: makes me think of virgin
Carolina: a place. Caroline is better
Isobel: spelling sucks stick with Isabelle
Isabel: spelling sucks stick with Isabelle
Audrey: old lady name
Genevieve: too hard to spell
Edwin: ugly
Edmund: ugly
Adolphus: ugly
Alphonse: ugly
Albert: makes me think of burp
Alfred: Al is just an ugly prefex
Claude: makes me think of a crab and its ugly
Jasper: dogs name
Oscar: the grouch
Peter: ugly ugly ugly
Richard: see Peter
Raleigh: a place in North Carolina
Theodore: dee Peter
Mitchell: see Peter
Charles: too many ugly nn's
Maurice: makes me think of a greasy fat man
Ariel: a girls names and a fish
Philip: the uglyest name there is
Abraham: Lincoln
Solomon: ugly
Israel: ugly ugly ugly right there with Peter
Victor: ewww its just so... ugly
Raphael: sounds stupid
Walter: goes with Raleigh together they make a person
Virgil: makes me think of virgin
Carolina: a place. Caroline is better
Isobel: spelling sucks stick with Isabelle
Isabel: spelling sucks stick with Isabelle
Audrey: old lady name
Genevieve: too hard to spell
Male
Edwin, - sounds like that geeky nerd.
Edmund, - sounds like a messed up Edward
Adolphus, - sounds like a kid saying 'A Dolphin!'
Alphonse, - Sounds like 'Al fondles'.
Albert, - Burt has too many annoying namesakes
Alfred, - have you ever met an Alfred that doesnt have a runny nose?
Claude, - yeah, give your kid a name that means 'Lame'. Way to go, dad
William, - Bill Clinton is a GREAT namesake!
Jasper, - Gasping for air
Oscar, - the grouch!
Peter, - Its like naming your kid Dick.
Richard, - Dick.
Frederick, - Freddy vs. Jason?
Vincent, - name of a guy who cut off his ear. Another great namesake
Henry, - Divorce in his future?
Samuel, - a common, blah name
Raleigh, - You may love Sir Walter, but Raleigh is a bit far, no?
Alexander, - He had a relationship with his mother.
Theodore, - He will be forever known as the Teddy Bear
Gideon, - Sounds like "Giddy One"
Bennett, - 'Bent it' or 'Benthic'.
Mitchell, - Has hell right in it
Charles, - that loser the Prince of Wales?
Edwin, - sounds like that geeky nerd.
Edmund, - sounds like a messed up Edward
Adolphus, - sounds like a kid saying 'A Dolphin!'
Alphonse, - Sounds like 'Al fondles'.
Albert, - Burt has too many annoying namesakes
Alfred, - have you ever met an Alfred that doesnt have a runny nose?
Claude, - yeah, give your kid a name that means 'Lame'. Way to go, dad
William, - Bill Clinton is a GREAT namesake!
Jasper, - Gasping for air
Oscar, - the grouch!
Peter, - Its like naming your kid Dick.
Richard, - Dick.
Frederick, - Freddy vs. Jason?
Vincent, - name of a guy who cut off his ear. Another great namesake
Henry, - Divorce in his future?
Samuel, - a common, blah name
Raleigh, - You may love Sir Walter, but Raleigh is a bit far, no?
Alexander, - He had a relationship with his mother.
Theodore, - He will be forever known as the Teddy Bear
Gideon, - Sounds like "Giddy One"
Bennett, - 'Bent it' or 'Benthic'.
Mitchell, - Has hell right in it
Charles, - that loser the Prince of Wales?
I think most of those names are either boring, too old fashioned or just not names I'd consider using. There's also a few names in there that I like (William, Noah, Samuel, Mitchell), but there are a few names I found easier to insult than others.
Ariel - that's a mermaid's name
Nathanael - can't choose between Nathan and Daniel so lets make this awful combination of the two.
Israel - that's a country
Abraham - grampa from the Simpsons
Jasper - grampa's friend from the simpsons
Virgil - one of the thunderbirds
Oscar - the grouch from Sesame Street
Ariel - that's a mermaid's name
Nathanael - can't choose between Nathan and Daniel so lets make this awful combination of the two.
Israel - that's a country
Abraham - grampa from the Simpsons
Jasper - grampa's friend from the simpsons
Virgil - one of the thunderbirds
Oscar - the grouch from Sesame Street
This message was edited 8/3/2005, 3:49 AM