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in reply to a message by Fladhimair O'Harshladh
...it's never too late for a dumb Irish joke. Heard this one on the radio on the way to work Sat. AM in a crappy mood (because it was my day off, but duty called). Despite myself, I laughed out loud.
An Irishman goes into a bar and says "Quick! Give me 5 bottles of Guinness, 5 pints of Jameson, and 5 glasses of brandy."
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but complies. The Irishman snatches up the drinks and downs all of them in the space of 20 seconds.
The bartender is astounded: "I've never seen anyone drink so fast!"
The Irishman says, "You'd drink this fast too if you had what I have."
"And what's that?", asks the barkeep.
"A dollar".
An Irishman goes into a bar and says "Quick! Give me 5 bottles of Guinness, 5 pints of Jameson, and 5 glasses of brandy."
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but complies. The Irishman snatches up the drinks and downs all of them in the space of 20 seconds.
The bartender is astounded: "I've never seen anyone drink so fast!"
The Irishman says, "You'd drink this fast too if you had what I have."
"And what's that?", asks the barkeep.
"A dollar".
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