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in reply to a message by Nanaea
This was e-mailed to me by my bro'-in-law in England...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Jacques Chirac's Answer:
I need more proof. I dont think the chicken has actually cossed the road - give the chicken 2 more months.
Tony Blairs's Answer:
Whatever Bush said...
CNN's Answer:
We will get back to the chicken soon.
Turkey's Answer:
We will support the chicken..no, we dont...yes, we will...no, we dont...yes, we will...no, we dont...we will assign a corridor.
Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
John Lennon's Answer:
Just imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of a zionistic rebellion and we were quite justified in cutting the head off of the little idiotic chicken. May the mother of all thunders hit all imperialistic chickens sooner or later.
Israel's Answer:
We retaliated by sending more tanks to the Gaza strip.
Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give us just ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Jacques Chirac's Answer:
I need more proof. I dont think the chicken has actually cossed the road - give the chicken 2 more months.
Tony Blairs's Answer:
Whatever Bush said...
CNN's Answer:
We will get back to the chicken soon.
Turkey's Answer:
We will support the chicken..no, we dont...yes, we will...no, we dont...yes, we will...no, we dont...we will assign a corridor.
Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
John Lennon's Answer:
Just imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of a zionistic rebellion and we were quite justified in cutting the head off of the little idiotic chicken. May the mother of all thunders hit all imperialistic chickens sooner or later.
Israel's Answer:
We retaliated by sending more tanks to the Gaza strip.
Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give us just ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
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My family:
Because we accidently left a two-inch square hole in the pen...Here, chick-chick-chick! Come're Curiosity! Houdini! Get over here! Chicky-chick..............................;P
Y :)
Because we accidently left a two-inch square hole in the pen...Here, chick-chick-chick! Come're Curiosity! Houdini! Get over here! Chicky-chick..............................;P
Y :)
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Ha! This made my day :)
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Would that be Alfonso Portillo? The guy who agreed last year to stop executions because the Pope asked him nicely? You know, it's always interesting to observe the type of people over whom religious leaders seem to have the most influence.
Anyway, my commiseration to you. Although, you may be better off than we are here in the U.S. Portillo listens to god, but G.W. Bush thinks he *is* god.
-- Nanaea
Anyway, my commiseration to you. Although, you may be better off than we are here in the U.S. Portillo listens to god, but G.W. Bush thinks he *is* god.
-- Nanaea
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You mean Bush isnt God really God lol someone had better tell Blair
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And to think i supported him?
Not that i can vote, curses! this is last election, but it's Blair over IDS every time.
Not that i can vote, curses! this is last election, but it's Blair over IDS every time.
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Yep, that would be the one...
President Portillo. But do not forget that this is primly Catholic country and the vote of every Catholic does make a difference. He is not better than Bush, they are just "different".
President Portillo. But do not forget that this is primly Catholic country and the vote of every Catholic does make a difference. He is not better than Bush, they are just "different".
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