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This was e-mailed to me by my bro'-in-law in England...

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

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Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

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Jacques Chirac's Answer:
I need more proof. I dont think the chicken has actually cossed the road - give the chicken 2 more months.

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Tony Blairs's Answer:
Whatever Bush said...

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CNN's Answer:
We will get back to the chicken soon.

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Turkey's Answer:
We will support the chicken..no, we dont...yes, we will...no, we dont...yes, we will...no, we dont...we will assign a corridor.

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Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

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John Lennon's Answer:
Just imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

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Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of a zionistic rebellion and we were quite justified in cutting the head off of the little idiotic chicken. May the mother of all thunders hit all imperialistic chickens sooner or later.

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Israel's Answer:
We retaliated by sending more tanks to the Gaza strip.

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Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

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L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give us just ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.