I read that a federal appeals court in the USA ruled that reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools is an unconstitutional "endorsement of religion" because of the phrase "under God". This inspired the *Anagram Oracle* to produce a universally acceptable version:
*Pledge of Allegiance*
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of
America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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*Epicede to pall Indigence*
I salute the fair Dollar, of the free capitalist economy,
and the biotic need, which it funds, a big gold ingot, glittering, with a job, fuel, assets, land and revenue for all.