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I don’t wanna name your baby,
I don’t care if you have twins --
(Crap, where DO these people come from
With their clueless cyber-grins?)

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Have you read this site’s description?
Have you even got a clue?
It’s for “what’s BEHIND the name” talk --
Not the nonsense that you spew.

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Here’s a middle name for baby!
“Belial” or “Satanboy”!
Hey, try “Moloch”, try “Priapus” –
I’ve got lots to choose – enjoy!

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What? You say you need a GIRL’S name?
Oh, well “Dylan” it must be!
With Welsh poets not withstanding
Your lame, trendy-ass decree.

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Oh, you’ve thought of thirty NEW names!
Well just post them, one by one!
Fill the board up, revel in, Dear,
Your delusions that you’re FUN!

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Oh dear, have I hurt your feelings?
Well, now, guess what? I DON’T CARE!
Here’s a Satan-motivated
Swift boot to your derriere.

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I don’t ask you for your pardon –
I don’t ask you for a thing –
‘Cept maybe, try a ‘net search for
Another site that’ll suit your gee-oh-golly!, havin’ triplets!, ain’t it grooovy!, gimme feedback!, what's a good name?, baby-namin’ fling.

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-- Nanaea