There's a news article making the rounds about a father who is trapped in bureaucratic hell trying to change his daughter's name from "Unakite Thirteen Hotel" to her actual name, which is
Caroline Elizabeth Kilburn.
Apparently, when the state removes a baby from the care of its parent upon the moment of birth, they provide them with a randomly computer generated name on a "live birth" document that is supposed to be changed immediately to the actual name on the birth certificate. But that didn't happen with
Caroline and now her father can't seem to change it, because she has no actual birth certificate.
Unakite Thirteen Hotel sounds like it would be a great band name, though. What do you think of this randomly generated "name"?
Here's the article:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-father-limbo-change-daughters-name-unakite-thirteen-hotel-rcna193485