Really? Really?
Okay,
Fay.
Farrah is way too tied to Fawcett, and while she eventually proved herself a capable actress, she was earlier on way too much of the sex bunny. She was the object of celebrity worship and I hate celebrity worship, and she was a woman who was worshiped for her looks and I hate that.
Fawn has a somewhat ridiculous vibe to me. I'm sure it's partly because of the
Fawn Liebowitz in "Animal House" who died in a kiln explosion ("I talked to her just the other day. She was going to make a pot for me"), but I honestly think it would still have the ridiculous vibe, although perhaps not to the same degree, even if the movie had never been made. And anyway
Fawn? A baby deer? What's so great about a baby deer that the term for baby deer should become a name? I don't get it.
So
Fay is the best of this bunch, which isn't saying much, but if I had to, that's what I'd choose.