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So, Tess Holliday, a model, had a baby boy recently and named him Bowie Juniper. Zoe Saldana also has a son named Bowie, and some dude in People magazine I never heard of also named his son Bowie. I just don't get it. I know David Bowie was cool, but IT SOUNDS STUPID. I imagine shouting it in a crowded supermarket, and I laugh. I know celebrities give their kids weird names and that this is nothing new, but I seriously wish everyone would stop with the stupid Bowie trend. Jagger, too. In fact, I'm just waiting for the GIRL twins named Bowie and Jagger to be born. *sigh*

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