I'm laughing so hard here (m)
I can't even sing. I start but after a couple words I get to spluttering and have to stop.
Havana Rex: Some exotic breed of cat? Brown with curly fur?
Maximillian Alfie: Alfie?! ALFIE!!! That "name" just kills me. Especially paired with that mouthful Maximillian.
Mungo: Mungo Bungo, Oingo Boingo.
Gilbert Rupert Thomas: I thought the last name would be an "ert" name too.
Algernon: Always sounded like a support group for people with allergies.
Sebastian Were: Shouldn't that be Sebastian Was?
Coco Rose: The Sexy Burlesque Queen from Tokyo?
Joy Pixie: Now I'll have a weird, irritating elfin giggle in my head all night.
Lettice Mimi Hespa: Let us Mimi Hespa?
Artemis Blossom: And the Case of the Scabby Scarecrow?
Soniaette: To make Sonia feminine.
Clementine Maple: You get your tangy citrus taste plus the taste of warm Vermont maple syrup.
Nixon Jeannine: No. Jeannine is fine. Nix on Nixon.
hebe: And the Jeebies.
Osiris: That's like naming a boy Diana.