Would that be what a mohel would call a tanning salon he runs on the side? Poor guy, just one letter off from the lovely and (relatively) tease-proof
Tristan. :-(
I don't really like
Jarvis (mostly because of its sound), but at least it's legit, albeit a surname. And, yes, if there were actually as many Jello Siblings out there in the world as they've supposedly been "sighted", those names would surely be in the top five of any popularity chart!