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HelpSince everyone likes to hear about horrible names...
I just got back from pep band. The other team had a guy named Bristan and a guy named Jarvis (hmm, turns out that one actually is a name). Bristan never played, so we couldn't make fun of him, but we were all over Jarvis. Anyway, this led to a brief discussion about ridiculous names, and my friend told me that his mother had some students once (two brothers) named Orangejello and Lemonjello, pronounced ore-AHN-jel-oh and la-MON-jel-oh. I'm not sure if I believe him because I just can't comprehend someone ever naming their children that. But seriously.
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I don't mind Bristan, but I don't care for it, come to think of it, I actually know a girl by the name. maybe that's why it doesn't phase me.
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Bristan...
Would that be what a mohel would call a tanning salon he runs on the side? Poor guy, just one letter off from the lovely and (relatively) tease-proof Tristan. :-(
I don't really like Jarvis (mostly because of its sound), but at least it's legit, albeit a surname. And, yes, if there were actually as many Jello Siblings out there in the world as they've supposedly been "sighted", those names would surely be in the top five of any popularity chart!
Would that be what a mohel would call a tanning salon he runs on the side? Poor guy, just one letter off from the lovely and (relatively) tease-proof Tristan. :-(
I don't really like Jarvis (mostly because of its sound), but at least it's legit, albeit a surname. And, yes, if there were actually as many Jello Siblings out there in the world as they've supposedly been "sighted", those names would surely be in the top five of any popularity chart!
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Would that be what a mohel would call a tanning salon he runs on the side?
*snort* ROFL!
*snort* ROFL!
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Actually they aren't just legends, those names have gone frm legend to truth. I know people named them.
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Really? Ha! I've never heard that one.
Well then maybe he wasn't lying to me, maybe his mother just lied to him.
Well then maybe he wasn't lying to me, maybe his mother just lied to him.
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There are *so many* liars!
I'm a labor and delivery nurse, and one of the older docs I work with swears he delivered Orangejello and Lemonjello. But then he also swears to have delivered twin girls named Shitonya and Shithéad, prn shi-TONYA (instead of "sh*t on ya") and shi-THEY-ed (instead of "sh*t head").
Yeah, right, doc... *smile and nod, back away slowly*
Some people just have too much imagination and too much time on their hands; I don't have any other explanation for such silliness.
I'm a labor and delivery nurse, and one of the older docs I work with swears he delivered Orangejello and Lemonjello. But then he also swears to have delivered twin girls named Shitonya and Shithéad, prn shi-TONYA (instead of "sh*t on ya") and shi-THEY-ed (instead of "sh*t head").
Yeah, right, doc... *smile and nod, back away slowly*
Some people just have too much imagination and too much time on their hands; I don't have any other explanation for such silliness.
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