I just got back from pep band. The other team had a guy named Bristan and a guy named
Jarvis (hmm, turns out that one actually is a name). Bristan never played, so we couldn't make fun of him, but we were all over
Jarvis. Anyway, this led to a brief discussion about ridiculous names, and my friend told me that his mother had some students once (two brothers) named Orangejello and Lemonjello, pronounced ore-AHN-jel-oh and la-MON-jel-oh. I'm not sure if I believe him because I just can't comprehend someone ever naming their children that. But seriously.