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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Anal: I can only hold out a dim hope that they're foreigners who pronounce this differently than you'd first think. And that they don't stay here long, for little Anal's sake.
Brightyn Joy: She is always complaining and whining.
Chantilly Grace: Because Lace was just too uncool.
Coliopi Sue: They probably really can't spell calliope. Coliopi looks like some weird sea creature. Probably one that stings.
Dallas Dakota Ann: Many Americans can't find between Texas and the North Dakota ona map because in the Iraq...
Hinkley Drew: "Hinkley drew a bead on Regan and fired, hitting his target..."
Joy Nadine: This is nice.
Luscious Bleu: I think I got her at Rita's Italian Ice last summer. Or else I saw her in a porno magazine on the top shelf at the store.
Merry Denise: She always wears a frown.
Rose Holly: Both names are very pretty, but together they're just a bit too prickly.
Silver Maurice: New French luxury car?
Swazie Jade: Sounds like the beginning of a silly rhyme.
Willow Vail: A new subdivision?
Ellery Starr: Destined to be called Celery at least ten times.
Tylor Kenedee: They'd've named it the exact same thing if he was a boy.
Acelyen Divine: Acetylene Divine.
Kensington Adelaide: Visit Australia much?
Dewie Kate: Do we, Kate? I dunno. Sounds like Kate is sweaty.
Boston Faith: Some new sitcom about hijinks ina Boston monastery.
Wraylee Ann: It's wraylee wraylee Ann!
Prairie Oviatt: I'm afraid to ask... what's an oviatt?
Trystin: See all them hookers and their fancy men trystin' and trickin' in the parking lot.
Timber Pleasance: She loves wood.. tempt me not!
Stiletto Heaven: If this is not a whore's name I don't know what is.
Clover: Valerie has a little stuffed cow named Clover.
Satynn Paisley: Very tacky upholstery.
Haizlei Jaide: Brought to you by the letter I.
Tawny Laura: She works the parking lots with Stiletto Heaven. They call her that because they work with another Laura who has black hair.
Kaejhan Marie: Wouldn't know a Cajun if they fell over him.
America Monzerrath: See Dallas Dakota ANn.
Tracer Jewel: Somebody stole her jewel! The detective will tracer jewel.
Harley Bo: Yee Haw!
Rocky Dean: Whoooo-eee!
Bronco Lane: Yippee-tai-yai-yooo!
Cougar Craig: Aside form being just dumb, it sounds like a mouthful of gravel. And a cougar is a middle-aged woman trying to pick young guys.
Stone Ryder: I think he was posing with Luscious Blue.
Trail Denton: And see where he winds up.
Skylin Christopher Jadin: At least he has Christopher.
Titan Slade; Still sucks his thumb at ten and wets the bed til he's thirty.
Rio Grant: Two thirds of a pun is PU.
Packer Kalyn: Becomes a rabid Bears fan.
Krue Steven: Screw Steven.
Pirate Russell: No, I don't think pirates rustle the way cattle thieves do. I think to be very correct his name should be Pirate Plunder.
Casanova Hamani: Sounds like some rich pastry.
Tiger Chase: And his brothe rBear Hunt.
Ranger Gage: Ted Nugent, I got one for you! Do I ever!
Saber Damian: Watch this family. He will be a slasher.
Maximum Justice Sting: What you'll get if you step ona yellow jacket's nest. Which is still not near enough for this kid's parents.
Captain Jack: I think there's a bar around here called this. No, Phillip says it's Calico Jack. Same difference.
Jagure George: At least COugar Craig was spelled right.
Justice Marshall: Justice Marshall Law.
Justice Thomas: Nice. How about Justice Ginsberg or Justice Roberts?
Marlynn Ray: I like Marlon, but this spelling looks like a woman.
Misi Jones: The Devil in Misi Jones. ("The Devil in Miss Jones" was a very famous old adult movie, and actually quite good as adult movies go.)
Odey Don: Garfield goes Mafia!
Race Donovan: But you'll lose.
Tanzie Syrus: What the hell kind of name for a boy is Tanzie?! Pansy, more like.
Trinity Alyx: Another Playmate name.
Brightyn Joy: She is always complaining and whining.
Chantilly Grace: Because Lace was just too uncool.
Coliopi Sue: They probably really can't spell calliope. Coliopi looks like some weird sea creature. Probably one that stings.
Dallas Dakota Ann: Many Americans can't find between Texas and the North Dakota ona map because in the Iraq...
Hinkley Drew: "Hinkley drew a bead on Regan and fired, hitting his target..."
Joy Nadine: This is nice.
Luscious Bleu: I think I got her at Rita's Italian Ice last summer. Or else I saw her in a porno magazine on the top shelf at the store.
Merry Denise: She always wears a frown.
Rose Holly: Both names are very pretty, but together they're just a bit too prickly.
Silver Maurice: New French luxury car?
Swazie Jade: Sounds like the beginning of a silly rhyme.
Willow Vail: A new subdivision?
Ellery Starr: Destined to be called Celery at least ten times.
Tylor Kenedee: They'd've named it the exact same thing if he was a boy.
Acelyen Divine: Acetylene Divine.
Kensington Adelaide: Visit Australia much?
Dewie Kate: Do we, Kate? I dunno. Sounds like Kate is sweaty.
Boston Faith: Some new sitcom about hijinks ina Boston monastery.
Wraylee Ann: It's wraylee wraylee Ann!
Prairie Oviatt: I'm afraid to ask... what's an oviatt?
Trystin: See all them hookers and their fancy men trystin' and trickin' in the parking lot.
Timber Pleasance: She loves wood.. tempt me not!
Stiletto Heaven: If this is not a whore's name I don't know what is.
Clover: Valerie has a little stuffed cow named Clover.
Satynn Paisley: Very tacky upholstery.
Haizlei Jaide: Brought to you by the letter I.
Tawny Laura: She works the parking lots with Stiletto Heaven. They call her that because they work with another Laura who has black hair.
Kaejhan Marie: Wouldn't know a Cajun if they fell over him.
America Monzerrath: See Dallas Dakota ANn.
Tracer Jewel: Somebody stole her jewel! The detective will tracer jewel.
Harley Bo: Yee Haw!
Rocky Dean: Whoooo-eee!
Bronco Lane: Yippee-tai-yai-yooo!
Cougar Craig: Aside form being just dumb, it sounds like a mouthful of gravel. And a cougar is a middle-aged woman trying to pick young guys.
Stone Ryder: I think he was posing with Luscious Blue.
Trail Denton: And see where he winds up.
Skylin Christopher Jadin: At least he has Christopher.
Titan Slade; Still sucks his thumb at ten and wets the bed til he's thirty.
Rio Grant: Two thirds of a pun is PU.
Packer Kalyn: Becomes a rabid Bears fan.
Krue Steven: Screw Steven.
Pirate Russell: No, I don't think pirates rustle the way cattle thieves do. I think to be very correct his name should be Pirate Plunder.
Casanova Hamani: Sounds like some rich pastry.
Tiger Chase: And his brothe rBear Hunt.
Ranger Gage: Ted Nugent, I got one for you! Do I ever!
Saber Damian: Watch this family. He will be a slasher.
Maximum Justice Sting: What you'll get if you step ona yellow jacket's nest. Which is still not near enough for this kid's parents.
Captain Jack: I think there's a bar around here called this. No, Phillip says it's Calico Jack. Same difference.
Jagure George: At least COugar Craig was spelled right.
Justice Marshall: Justice Marshall Law.
Justice Thomas: Nice. How about Justice Ginsberg or Justice Roberts?
Marlynn Ray: I like Marlon, but this spelling looks like a woman.
Misi Jones: The Devil in Misi Jones. ("The Devil in Miss Jones" was a very famous old adult movie, and actually quite good as adult movies go.)
Odey Don: Garfield goes Mafia!
Race Donovan: But you'll lose.
Tanzie Syrus: What the hell kind of name for a boy is Tanzie?! Pansy, more like.
Trinity Alyx: Another Playmate name.
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