Axel Jack is probably one of the most simultaniously awkward and cartoon-sounding names in the known world.
You definitely have a point. I took care of a baby once named
Maximus (with a twin sister named
Dawson, no less) and with his ln, the combo made him sound like an evil Transformer or something. We had a
Dax at the same time with a similarly odd fn-ln combo, and a male nurse joked that
Maximus and
Dax should form a band one day. :b