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Helpthey are getting trashier and trashier
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
If we wonder why young girls are dressing like hookers at ten and trolling for sex on the net at twelve, look no farther than some of these names
Ace Jason-Michael: Ace Jace, huh?
Stone Daniel: Why, what crime has Daniel committed?
Arden Harry: *howls* Hard 'n' Hairy! Woo-hoo!
Bayzil Andrian: Couldn't decide between Adrian and Andrew. Couldn't resist that tryndee y in Basil, either.
Brimwin Connor: Phony made-up pseudo-Celtic faerie name.
Christian Blue: Liek Prussian Blue, the twin white supremacist girl band?
Faden Taudvin: Fadin' to some color I can't imagine, but I bet it's taupe and tawdry.
Huck Harrison: Huck: the sound of a hiccup in the middle of a coughing fit. But it will prove endlessly entertaining when the other kids play rhyme games with it.
Jack Fox: A male fox?
Presley Erin: They probably have a big Elvis on black velvet painting in their trailer. And really wanted a girl.
Remy Gael: They sound like they wanted a girl too.
Seaton Andrew: Seatin' Andrew far away from the other kids' butt jokes.
Theaegan Goulet: The French/tryndee version of goulash.
Zen Leedom: Zen lead 'em into temptation...
A Precious Diamond: Screams trashy if ever anything did.
Ainslee Bhictoria: Another psuedo-Irish name!
Alden Bell and Alden Hathaway: Two shery-drunk ex-socialites living ina decrepit mansion in New England.
Amber Olive: It's great on salad.
Auden Fairbarren: She's fair, but she's barren.
Brooklynn Marcedies: A really sketchy car dealershi in Brooklyn. Probably a chop shop.
Caledonia Rose: The tryndee Celtic vocal group little Ainslee Bhictoria's and Brimwin's parents were inspired by.
Caraboo Grace: Aka, the Moose. God help her if she grows up fat and clumsy. And that boo name is going to age pretty fast. Come to think of it, a caribou isn't even graceful.
Dakota Sioux: Lily-white, blonde, blue-eyed child living in Connecticut, but her parents think they're "part Indian." Never mind which Indian tribe, choose the one that sounds cutest.
Ezra Hunter: Her parents really wanted a boy.
Farrow Julia: To farrow means to have a litter of pigs. So Julia's mom is a sow.
Grace Kelly: Not again!
Heather and Holly: I knew two sisters, not twins though, by these names in middle school. They both got pregnant around the age of thirteen and haven't stopped since, so I've heard.
Isabella AMporn: I'm going to assume Amporn is an Asian name and the parents are actual Asians, but still...
Jameson Hall: The prep school her daddy was thrown out of for drinking.
Madigan and Keating: Attorneys at law.
Personal injuries their specialty.
Montana Jade; Fastest floozie in the wild west!
Sapphyre Skye: Star of Naughty Nurses Naked in Nantucket.
Sedona Rose: Montana Jade's hot sister from Arizona.
Sommer Storm Huntress: Does a really hot scene with Sapphyre Skye.
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