Just put what you'd say when you met the child, and then what'd you'd think inside (it can be as rude as you want)
This is my son
Henry:
You say:
You think:
This is my daughter
Annabel:
You say:
You think:
This is my son
William:
You say:
You think:
This is my daugher
Eliza:
You say:
You think:
This is my son
James:
you say:
You think:
This is my daughter
Katherine (
Kate):
You say:
You think:
This is my son
Nicholas:
You say:
You think:
This is my daughter
Julia:
You say:
You think: