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This is my son Henry:
You say: That's nice
You think: God, I hate that name.

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This is my daughter Annabel:
You say: Really? That's my grandma's name.
You think: Cool.

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This is my son William:
You say: William is such a nice name.
You think: God I hope she doesn't call him Billy.

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This is my daugher Eliza:
You say: That's a nice, uncommon name.
You think: It's better than naming your kid Emma.

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This is my son James:
you say: That's one of Eric's favorite names.
You think: He'll never use it on one of our kids!

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This is my daughter Katherine (Kate):
You say: My grandma's name was Catherine. It's such a nice name.
You think: ditto.

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This is my son Nicholas:
You say: He's so cute.
You think: bleck!

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This is my daughter Julia:
You say: Oh, she's a cutie
You think: I'd think of how annoying Julia Roberts is