[Opinions] how about ...
"Took a crap in the field." lolActually, a few years ago, my stepfather was driving his tractor-trailer through Iowa during a vicious cold snap, and in that kind of cold a big rig can go only very slowly to avoid pulling in cold air and tearing up the engine. So he was poking along at 20 mph when a front wheel on the cab just came off and went sailing across the highway. If he'd been going at normal speed I don't want to think about what the results might have been.
Anyway, he called my mother to tell her what had happened, and began the call by singing "You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel. Thirty below and an icy windshield."I think, therefore I judge.
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Lucille  ·  Caprice  ·  12/14/2015, 11:36 AM
Re: Lucille  ·  Justina  ·  12/16/2015, 9:58 PM
Re: Lucille  ·  Malin (nsi)  ·  12/15/2015, 9:45 AM
Re: Lucille  ·  Caprice  ·  12/16/2015, 12:06 PM
Re: Lucille  ·  Anneza, nsi  ·  12/15/2015, 2:34 AM
Re: Lucille  ·  queenv  ·  12/15/2015, 2:15 AM
Re: Lucille  ·  Pink Princess  ·  12/14/2015, 7:50 PM
you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille ...  ·  RoxStar  ·  12/14/2015, 6:46 PM
Re: you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille ...  ·  Tassiegirl  ·  12/15/2015, 12:12 PM
how about ...  ·  RoxStar  ·  12/16/2015, 6:24 AM
Re: Lucille  ·  Kinola  ·  12/14/2015, 5:34 PM
Re: Lucille  ·  Just Jonquil  ·  12/14/2015, 4:16 PM
Re: Lucille  ·  kudriashkajo  ·  12/14/2015, 2:02 PM
Re: Lucille  ·  TheArtemisMoon  ·  12/14/2015, 1:20 PM
Re: Lucille  ·  Missy  ·  12/14/2015, 12:46 PM