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This is my son, Arsene.
You say: That's...cool
You think: Do these people some fasination with poisons? How cruel.

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This is my daughter, Ophelia. We call her Phee.
You say: That's a beautiful name.
You think: Why did they have to mess it up with Phee?

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This is my son, Harlequin. We call him Harley.
You say: Neat.
You think: Redneck.

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This is my daughter, Perdita.
You say: Oh, from the Dalmations movie?
You think: Oh great, now this kid's going to be called a dog.

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This is my son, Hermes.
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: HeheheheHermes?

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These are my twin daughters, Ariadne and Persephone.
You say: That's very unique.
You think: Ariadne and Persephone? It can't get much worse than that.

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These are my twin sons, Leslie and Valentine.
You say: Hi.
You think: I spoke too soon, it can get worse. Are you sure that they're boys?

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This is my daughter, Constantina. We call her Connie.
You say: Interesting.
You think: Oh, my goodness! How were these people ever allowed children?