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This is my son, Arsene.
You say: Hi
You think: Goodness, I hope his nickname isn't Arse

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This is my daughter, Ophelia. We call her Phee.
You say: Hi Phee
You think: Thats cute

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This is my son, Harlequin. We call him Harley.
You say: Hi Harley
You think: Harley I don't mind, but Harlequin?

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This is my daughter, Perdita.
You say: Hi Perdita
You think: Ugh

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This is my son, Hermes.
You say: Hi
You think: Isn't Hermes from Futurama?

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These are my twin daughters, Ariadne and Persephone.
You say: Hi girls
You think: love Persephone, great to meet one, Ariadne isn't bad. Ariana would have better

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These are my twin sons, Leslie and Valentine.
You say: Hi boys
You think: Lesie is my grandpa's name, Valentine seems too much

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This is my daughter, Constantina. We call her Connie.
You say: Hi Connie
You think: meh