The name
Phyllis in itself is as Greek as yogurtpie. Maybe if she cold remind me of her middle- and sur-names, I could come up with alternatives :)
As far as
Mike Dylan Campbell is concerned, I gotta work on it a bit to do him justice. Because thus far I only come up with *Phallic Lambda Clymene*, who happens to be leader of the "Hellenic Dykes-on-Bikes Association".