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This is so dreadful I can't just do 'I like / I love'. This warrants in depth analysis (it's a bit of a crime scene isn't it?) So here goes:

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BOYS
Captain James - goodness. James is strong, handsome and everything a good names should be. Captain is a title. You wouldn't name your child 'mister' would you? I seriously hope you wouldn't...
Cherokee Lane (Sister: Isis Moon) - a bit too hippy-dippy for my liking but this isn't a terrible sibset. They actually sound quite sweet together
Chaos Chastner - why would you give yor kid a word (I can't bring myself to say name) with such an obviously horrible meaning? I ask you why?
Dreamer Caskey - and I thought Cherokee was hippy...Dreamer do your homework! Dreamer have you brushed your teeth? I Dreamer Caskey take you ... to be my lawfully wedded wife. This is not a name
Echo Emile - why all the hippy names? Was there some kind of hippy birthing convention in town?
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea) - first names are NMSAA but I can live with them. The middle names are a joke - they really make me laugh
Jordan Seth Saoirse - if it wasn't for Seth I'd be in serious doubt of this baby's gender. Tha is never a good sign with a name
Pagan - PAGAN??? Who are they trying to kid?
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - *choke* Can anyone explain this brutal name massacre to me? Why poor, innocent Noah Elliot has been lumbered with Chewbacca?
Cannon Hugh - both are totally bleuch but sadly, this is one of the best on the list
Ledger Matthew - Heath fans? If so, what is wrong with plain Heath?
Steele Alexander - why are so many of these kids stuck with such dreadful first names when they have such wonderful middle names (James, Alexander)?
Sterling Reid - do his parents work for a furniture company? Because these are both furniture stores
Crew Wadon - at least it made me laugh. Not sure that was the desired effect though...
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel - I take it the parents Buddhist right? Why not just call your kids "We-love" and "Jesus"
Coda Craig - mech, not dreadful
Kache Logan - not dreadful, just plain weird
Reef Anthony - I would have much preferred Rafe but I can put up with this as a name
Essence Demitrius - no, non, ni
Raven Amadeus - but ravens are such horrible animals
Haven Le'Blessing - again, made me laugh
Cougar Jace - same as baby Raven. Can you see it? Baby Cougar?!
Raider John - Indiana Jones fan? Raider of the Lost Arc...
Major Gray - hah!
Storm Aidan - what on earth is the appeal in 'storm'? Why not name your child 'deadly weather phenomenon'
State James - is this so you can insert your own name? So you can call him Indiana or Austin or New York?!
Xavier Onyx (sister: Assyria Philomena) - siblings names shouldn't sound so similar. Nor should they be so horrible.

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GIRLS
Angel Honey - what will they do if she's horrible? That is beyond sickly sweet
Amarige Dallas - that sounds like a painful medical condition (doctor, she's amariging - oh I'm thinking of haemorraging amn't I!?)
Sachet Reddy - like Sugar but more subtle. I guess they didn't want to be predictable and use Sugar so they though 'what does Sugar come in?" and "how will our tea be when there is sugar in it?"
Memphis Rylee - I'm guessing they're big cans of Elvis...Costello
Apple Blossom Honey - hahahaha - oh this isn't a joke?
Princess Nangely - I can't bring myself to comment
Strawberry Thomas - I...I...I...
Apryl Dawn - did nobody think to tell this poor mother she couldn't spell?
Cyan Alexandria - the names don't fit at all together. Possibly because Cyan doesn't even fit on a girl...
Quinncey Grace - actually kinda like it
Elliott Marie - bit unimaginative, too letter heavy and very blah
Scout Elise - no flow and a dull middlename. Scout has become depressingly common
Scout Bella - ditto
Londyn Rose - is she perhaps related to Apryl? Would someone please teach these people to spell? And then tell them to stop using place names
Chrysanthemun Rose (Sister: Tigerlily) - *snorts with laughter* this causes a deeply unattractive reaction from me
Friday - hah
Golden - nice as a surname, ridiculous as a fn
Stormy Nevaeh - dear lord
Blu Skye - NO NO NO learn to spell would you?
Saylor Faith - my eyes burn
O'Klyn Bailey - for goodness sake... an apostrophe in a name?
Playcie Joyce Marie this looks positively tame
Happy Ann - of all the names here, this could be the most downright silly
Basil Ranae - learn to spell
Ireland Rain - not dreadful
Iris Catherine Laurel - wonderful. Why is this here?
Jett Black - on a child? Not a paint colour?
Lilian Michael - I will ignore the middlename and say that Lillian is great (I prefer it spelt this way)
Love’ - *deep breath - in, out in, out* Now that I am calm, may I politely inquire as to the purpose served by the apostrophe. And WHY ON EARTH YOU HAVE NAMED YOUR CHILD LOVE?!?! *in, out, in, out*
Sonora Nevada - sounds like something related to the nose
Dayten Michelle - blech
Wesleigh Ruth - this is really getting me down. Why destroy poor innocent Ruth?
Aryan Justice - ARYAN JUSTICE? Is this a Nazi baby? This one has made me seriously angry - it is the type of name that should not be allowed by law
Sway Jadeene - anything looks tame next to the hideous monstrosity above
Sahara Grace - pretty
Princess Gwendalyn & Precious Kay [twins] - trying to make up for something?
Pebbles Bebe - jeez-oh people...
Meadow Marie - why?
Rosebud Chastity Breeze - I feel extremely dizzy
Minnie Mae Murray - *faints*
Mystry Lenay - and I'm back. Goodness, this is almost as bad
Pagan Bubbles Blossom - are they trying to kill us all?
Porsche Mercedes - for goodness sake... why not name her Expensive Car?
Treasure Shalice - back to my deep breathing
Miracle Destiny Faith - I'm gonna curse any minute now - sorry but it's necessary
Precious Jewel - and here is the cursing that is f***ing cruel
Serenity Midnight - OMG
Timber Dawn - I can't cope with more of this
Whisper - sob
Wrigley Ryan - like the chewing gum? And the boy's name?